you are a security guard

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you decide to take your, uh, lunch break early. you head out of the security room, but before you leave you pick up a donut from the break room down the hall.

you get into your car and prepare to drive to kill pete when you remember your tire is slashed. and no, you dont have a spare. you could drive anyways but you'll probably lose the tire in a couple miles and probably get pulled over by a real cop. that and its harder to drive with a flat tire.

steal someone else's car



also slash the tires of all the other cars in the lot except the one you steal

See a poster of a tank girl.

tear down the tank girl poster then slash it

you decide to try your hand at hotwiring a car. you take a look at all the cars in the parking lot, and spot a beaten-up old vehicle that doesn't look like has modern alarm systems

taking care to avoid the view of the camera on the back covering the parking lot, you smash open the driver side window with your baton, and unlock the door. your hunch appears to be right as no car alarm goes off, thank god.

you quickly get inside, then roll down the window to hide the fact its shattered (its a hand crank window). after unlatching the cover underneath the drivers wheel you fumble around with wires and stuff. you're not really sure what you're doing.

you look around the car for anything that could help, and notice a propaganda poster from the USSR about how tank production is through the charts. kinda weird to just be carrying around. unfortunately the driver seems to have taken the keys with them when they locked and parked the car, who would have guessed?

if you knew what to do you could probably hotwire it, but you can't recall anything about the process.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2017, 09:02:05 PM by Conan »

try and remember from all those episodes of csi miami you used to watch

get the car hotwired and go on a road trip.

wait for the owner to come back and pretend to be investigating the damage.  act like you're going to assist him and jump him when he's not suspecting it and steal the keys

if those don't work, let's just run to pete to kick his ass

get out and open the hood, and then take the battery out and attach random wires to the terminals until something explodes works

Use the poster to get a free tank at the USSR-Mart

you try and remember if any tv shows or vidme videos you’ve watched would help you. all you can remember is that someone put a red and blue wire together, but all the wires here are red and blue.

you briefly consider waiting for the owner of the car to come back and taking the keys from him, but that will probably cause a scuffle and you’ll be caught by someone else probably. either way its probably not a terrible backup plan if the owner shows up

for now you go over to the hood and pop it open. you consider taking wires and attaching them to the battery randomly, but there arent any wires to “randomly” attach to the battery other than the ones currently attached to them. which are helpfully red and black.

you detach both wires (one at a time so you dont get electrocuted) and then take out the battery anyways. if the guy gets the better of you, you dont want him driving away, you figure.

unfortunately you dont really have a place to put the battery, and someone’s bound to notice that nobody’s watching the cameras at some point. in fact, you think you hear someone coming out the back door now.