you are a security guard

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ask them if they could jump start ur car and act completely casual then take the keys to THEIR car

Act like you’re investigating the damage, get rid of the security footage asap

point your handgun at this starfish

point your handgun at your starfish

point your handgun at this starfish's starfish


next update about to be really awkward I already know it

you step out from the side of the car and take a look at who's exiting the building. its gorbo, who probably just signed out of his night shift.

since he knows what your car looks like you figure your first idea wont work, and pretend to be investigating damage that someone else caused. he sees you and looks confused and slightly suspicious (you were always a little unhinged), and heads over and asks you what happened.

you tell him that you spotted someone on the cameras and tell him that they ran off that way, pointing away from you. unfortunately, he doesn't buy it, and asks what the forget you are doing.

since that didnt work, you pull your gun and tell him to hand over his car keys. you realize you probably could have just asked to get a ride, but you dont really feel like answering more questions from gorbo.

he's pretty shook, probably figures you really blew a gasket or something, and after a moment just tosses you his keys and backs away, both hands up. you tell him to turn around and get on the ground after picking up his keys, then walk over and handcuff him while pointing your gun at his ass. he doesn't say a word.

you get into his car and drive away. you're not exactly sure where pete lives, so you park just around the corner and jack off in gorbo's car. you have pete's number but he'll probably get suspicious if you ask. also you figure someone's gonna find gorbo soon.

Switch on the sirens and head for the closest National Park. Lol gotta go off the grid after that stunt.

then chop down trees at the park

then make the logs into a nice log cabin

go back to gorbo and yell at him to crawl toward you, shoot him when he does

then go home in your log cabin

create a pickaxe with the wood and start mining for diamonds in the park

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