i drank mucho vodka and then had a shot of tequila that i later regretted but anyway we were at a park and we saw cop flashlights and we all bolted and while drunk i scaled an entire fence in one leap and ran up stairs to a church and a cop car that i could barely see bc of my drunkness pulled up next to me and i told them i was waiting for my mom to pick me up cuz i look young asf and they said "ok u have a good night" n we all got away but i threw up 3 times after that so im never drinking again ew
