The 12 Days of FCC

[Master Matthew²]

The 12 Days of FCC

Under Request:

someone make a separate thread for the 12 days of FCChristmas this is gold

On the 1st day of Christmas, the FCC gave me...

A bunch of internet fees!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the FCC gave me...

Two blocked websites,
and a bunch of internet fees!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, FCC gave to meeee...

Three price tiers,
Two blocked websites,
and a bunch of internet fees!

eh i'll continue anyway

on the 4th day of christmas the fcc gave to me

four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

Latest Verison:

on the 9th day of Christmas the FCC gave me

nine websites only
eight rooster-blocked downloads
seven corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees



Continue!

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

>:I

eh i'll continue anyway

on the 4th day of christmas the fcc gave to me

four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

o u ninja'd thank

[Electrk..]

Fiiiive paaackaageeeesss

[Darth C3P0²]

On the 6th day of Cristmas the FCC gave to me

six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

[AverageDude]

we need to establish a blf choir to sing this

[Darth C3P0²]

eeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Copy Kirby]

on the seventh day of Christmas the FCC gave to me
7 corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

[Master Matthew²]

we need to establish a blf choir to sing this

ftfy

[Electrk..]

7 ajit pais trying to be funny

can we at least try to fit the metre/rhythm


also is it too late to change "five packages" to "five corporate shills"

[Master Matthew²]

can we at least try to fit the metre/rhythm

Yeah...

btw if anyone wants to go back and redo any of the lines, go ahead, but the best will win.
Which will be decided VIA Vote from the BLF*
*Fake Votes will not be counted, votes are determined to be fake arbitrarily.

[AverageDude]

ftfy

thank

[Copy Kirby]

can we at least try to fit the metre/rhythm

also is it too late to change "five packages" to "five corporate shills"

No change 7 to the corporate shills

[Stick Man]

If we're trying to fit the metre, should we change FCC to just Ajit Pai? Kind of like:
On the eighth day of Christmas, Ajit Pai gave to me
eight rooster-blocked downloads
seven corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

[Nonnel]

ajit pai has the same number of syllables as FCC tho..

[Stick Man]

ajit pai has the same number of syllables as FCC tho..

but the FCC has an extra syllable. You can use Ajit Pai by itself, but the FCC would look wrong without the the "On the nth day of Christmas, FCC gave to me" just doesn't feel right.