The 12 Days of FCC

[Master Matthew²]

ajit pai has the same number of syllables as FCC tho..

That may be true
but adding Ajit Pai you also remove the "The" before FCC, so it cuts out a syllable.

also can we make "Five Packages", "Five stuff packages" instead?

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk..]

also can we make "Five Packages", "Five stuff packages" instead?

too many syllables

[Master Matthew²]

but the FCC has an extra syllable. You can use Ajit Pai by itself, but the FCC would look wrong without the the "On the nth day of Christmas, FCC gave to me" just doesn't feel right.

Right...
But you just showed me we can put the FCC back instead of Ajit Pai

Instead of "The FCC gave to me" we could do "The FCC gave me"

[Stick Man]

Right...
But you just showed me we can put the FCC back instead of Ajit Pai

Instead of "The FCC gave to me" we could do "The FCC gave me"

Damn.

[Nonnel]

but the FCC has an extra syllable. You can use Ajit Pai by itself, but the FCC would look wrong without the the "On the nth day of Christmas, FCC gave to me" just doesn't feel right.

oh whoops you're right

[craftersshaft]

nevermind i literally thought nobody contributed

[Copy Kirby]

on the 5th day of christmas the fcc gave to me

FIVE BLOCKED RIVALS!
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

??????

If we're trying to fit the metre, should we change FCC to just Ajit Pai? Kind of like:
On the eighth day of Christmas, Ajit Pai gave to me
eight rooster-blocked downloads
seven corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

[SWAT One]

Gotta fit the meter. Change "and a bunch of internet feeees" to "and a whole lotta internet feeees"

[Darth C3P0²]

on the 9th day of christmas my isp gave to me
nine websites only
eight rooster-blocked downloads
seven corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

[AverageDude]

on the 9th day of christmas my isp gave to me
ten websites only
eight rooster-blocked downloads
seven corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees

???
is ok now

[craftersshaft]

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[crazies alt]

this is a trainwreck

[Potatoh]

ding ding ding cccccccccccsssssssssshhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Marios]

On the 10th day of Christmas, Ajit Pai gave to me:
Ten advertisements,
Nine website trials,
Eight rooster-blocked downloads,
Seven corporate shills,
Six ISP bills,
Five packages,
Four turtled speeds,
Three price tiers,
Two blocked websites,
And a whole lot of internet feeees!

Remastered version, with "nine websites only" replaced because of "two blocked websites" already existing.

[The Murderous Cop]

this is a mess