neopolitan pizza sucks

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i've been so loving annoyed lately when i go out to get pizza and my parents take me to some stuffty italian restaurant that has slippery pizza

the cheese forgetin comes off and all of the toppings comes off as well and it's so loving stupid

pizza is gross in general




first thought was some sort of vanilla + strawberry + chocolate pizza


Oh my god, I remember I went to this stuffty nut job resturant (I had nowhere to go and I in the boonies going to somewhere), and I ordered a cheese pizza, as soon as i picked it up, the cheese literally loving peeled off and curled up, I looked at the bread and instead of using sauce they USED loving KETCHUP

THEY USED KETCHUP


Gross, friend, cigarette Grossot

People throw these words at me like balls

but they don't know is that I eat balls for breakfast

only chomskyhonks think pizza is gross

Trust me, you don't want anything to do with me, a sole spirit sight-seer

just walk away, walk away, walk away....

Trust me, you don't want anything to do with me, a sole spirit sight-seer

just walk away, walk away, walk away....
im gonna whoop your ass for being a cretin who dont like pizza before i walk away bitch

some stuffty italian restaurant
I hope you know pizza's origin was in Italy.

I hope you know pizza's origin was in Italy.
mexicans made tacos but that doesnt mean there can't be stuff tacos made by mexicans