hey blf, this account is now 7 years old. to put that into perspective, I was literally as old as this account now is when I made it. weirdly I must have literally sat on the account for a full day before posting. over these years I've heard and said the stupidest stuff that you can't make up, but I've enjoyed all of it. thanks everyone - to commemorate this milestone feel free to get second-hand embarrassment from my oldest posts.
/post your favourite ChappersTeddy stuff I guess