how do the hats in mario odyssey even exist?

[Adrenaline]

look im gonna keep it real with you guys
ever since super mario odyssey came out i been wondering how the hats forget let alone exist
im not trying to start some sort of weird special interest thing im legit confused. i mean everything gotta forget sometime right so why would nintendo create a living hat character and not even consider the possibility of some1 wondering how they even exist in the first place. is it just that the god of the game creates them and thats it or what?

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[Filipe]

[gr8dayseth]

woah nsfw

[Nicepoint]

r34

[PhantOS]

when we wear hats are we brown towny raping them

[Master Matthew²]

They're created by Nintendo.
Nintendo owns them, they're slaves to Nintendo
Nintendo breeds the same blob of gold, and forms it into whatever they feel like.

[TableSalt]

Nintendo breeds the same blob of gold, and forms it into whatever they feel like.

what does this say

[T-Walrus]

They're created by Nintendo.
Nintendo owns them, they're slaves to Nintendo
Nintendo breeds the same blob of gold, and forms it into whatever they feel like.

gee your fun at parties

[ThatDarkNinja778]

They're not just hats tho, they're more so a form of ghosts.

[Goth77]

They're not just hats tho, they're more so a form of ghosts.

Better be sure to keep Luigi away then....

[Legodude77]

They're not just hats tho, they're more so a form of ghosts.

If you die in the Mario universe while wearing a hat you turn into a ghost hat.

[Master Matthew²]

If you die in the Mario universe while wearing a hat you turn into a ghost hat.

If you die in the hat you hat for real!!!

[Dr.Block]

The hats forget. That's how they reproduce.

What's hard to understand? Just because we don't see their genitals, doesn't mean they don't have them.

The hat-loving process is not seen ingame because it is a Nintendo game that is rated E.

[The Murderous Cop]

[Filipe]

fixed