I'm out of breath i just outran a thot at my school

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It was the thots last day cus she was moving and shes obessed with me for some reason and was waiting outside of my 6th period so i had to tokyo drift my rollerbackpack and run to my grandmas car while she tokyo drifting in her car to my house and i locked all the doors cus my friends might tell her where i live, i also have asmtha and im forgetin coughin rn. this is why you don't make friends with people who make friends with thots

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[TableSalt]

what.

[TlTO]

DM me

[Trogtor]

one time this thot asked me out at school but i just told her i cant cause i gotta help my mom with her plumbing business

[PhantOS]

one time this thot asked me out at school but I just told her I can't cause I can't forget no thot I'm always busy giving my love to the homies bless

#homieloveual #forgetthots #makeyasay

[Khorde]

good to see school children still playing tag in 5th grade :)

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DM me

dm you what?

[PhantOS]

dm you what?

he's recruiting you into thot patrol

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picture of the thot

[Mr.Noßody]

How'd you manage to outrun yourself?

[PhantOS]

Is that a choker on her neck

[TlTO]

no wonder you were able to outrun her she's sideways

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image from her instagram

[Kevso]

Somebody call the T H O T  S L A Y E R

[Rally]

One time the popular girl in school came up to me and said she wanted to take my virginity (idk why maybe she saw how fast i run in kickball) and I said Not today... And ran so fast like naruto to my mom's car but i was really out of breath because i weigh 300 pounds and have autism