Eli Roth's "Death Wish" Remake gets torn apart by politics

[simpletonnn]

should i expect the iron giant to be given good ratings because "gun bad"

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[Drydess]

it'd be great if these garbage "critics" realized that hollywood and politics don't hold hands as much as it's made out to

though to be honest i've always found that professional movie critics constantly either a) purposely misinterpret it for their own agenda, or b) read too far into it and come out completely missing the point of the movie

[Mega-Bear]

it'd be great if these garbage "critics" realized that hollywood and politics don't hold hands as much as it's made out to

though to be honest i've always found that professional movie critics constantly either a) purposely misinterpret it for their own agenda, or b) read too far into it and come out completely missing the point of the movie

Yes, most critics for mainstream publications are total hacks.

[Camel]

everyone shut the hell up about politics


am i the only one who hates this awful viral marketing campaign for this movie? cus i've seen at least 20 ads for this garbage movie and every one has Sway from forgetin sway in the morning talking about "yo have you seen this dude? straight outta a comic book!!". Not only is it immersion breaking, but it assumes i'm so simple minded that my thought process is "woah Sway talked about the movie i GOTTA peep this!". It's like what bill burr said about celebrity endorsements for political candidates - let me think for myself, don't use a pop culture icon to leech interest out of me

[Alternat¡ve]

The culture war has been lost

No but seriously what the forget, this is why no one takes movie critics seriously anymore. What kind of dipstuff reviewer uses politics as a metric for a good movie. I'm so sick of this Annoying Orange Derangement Syndrome and everyone who has it needs to be lined up and shot before they breed

"the culture war has been lost"

how the forget will we ever survive without stuffty remakes of 70s movies

[Deus Ex]

"the culture war has been lost"

how the forget will we ever survive without stuffty remakes of 70s movies

Yeah the issue is definitely stuffty remakes of 70s movies and not the shift to politics being used to judge creative works instead of their actual merits or lack thereof

Shut the forget up and get out of my face

[Camel]

Shut the forget up and get out of my face

???


are you gonna beat alternative up? how can one possibly be macho on an internet forum

[Blockomaniac]

macho

negative review

[skopm]

Man this sounds like a max payne ripoff

[Alternat¡ve]

Yeah the issue is definitely stuffty remakes of 70s movies and not the shift to politics being used to judge creative works instead of their actual merits or lack thereof

Shut the forget up and get out of my face

Lolz what are you gonna do you Annoying Orange rooster sucking friend sorry your stuffty gun nut wet dream flick is getting panned go cry about it

[Stick Man]

Man this sounds like a max payne ripoff

What makes you say that (barring the fact that Max Payne didn't even exist when the original Death Wish came out in 1974)

[Deus Ex]

???


are you gonna beat alternative up? how can one possibly be macho on an internet forum

I like how seriously you guys take "get out of my face" on the internet holy forget get away from me

Lolz what are you gonna do you Annoying Orange rooster sucking friend sorry your stuffty gun nut wet dream flick is getting panned go cry about it

I didnt even know this movie existed until this thread what are you even on about you autismotron lmfao jesus

[Camel]

I like how seriously you guys take "get out of my face" on the internet holy forget get away from me

alright, i've never seen you post before but you seem quite unpleasant from these two posts, tone it down a bit

[Deus Ex]

alright, i've never seen you post before but you seem quite unpleasant from these two posts, tone it down a bit

Absolutely not

[Camel]

Absolutely not

just kidding i have seen you post before i'm unemployed and very depressed so this is what i do nowadays