i have to sit in a poopy pants seat

[Peebs]

so theres this kid with bladder issues, and no im not making fun of him cause of that, but i have to sit in his seat in history. hes lazy cause he obviously doesn't shower, brush his teeth, and I doubt he even wipes. he thinks just cause he has a disorder that he can be lazy, which is the result of him smelling terrible.

but this has happened before but i was able to move my seat
but the reason my history teacher moved me was because i was talking to my friend too much, so he moved me in a worse spot, cause im still able to talk to my friends. i asked if i could move next to one of the good kids, but the kid next to him denied it.
i have to sit on the edge of the seat, and it hurts so bad. it distracts me from actually learning.
it also smells awful, and im afraid that the smell is gonna legit get on me.

what do i do?

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[Beyond Neptune]

Kill yourself in class

[Nix the Glaceon]

replace the chair with someone else's if you come to class early enough, preferably the one that someone you hate sits in

[Peebs]

replace the chair with someone else's if you come to class early enough, preferably the one that someone you hate sits in

our chairs don't come out

[Nix the Glaceon]

squirt febreeze or some other disinfecting spray so you don't get whatever's been crawling inside that kid for decades

[Peebs]

k I'll try that

[PhantOS]

maybe you should talk to the principal/teacher and explain the situation? just be like "the kid that sits there has hygiene issues and i do not feel comfortable sitting there" and she'll probably agree with you and move you somewhere else / burn the chair

[two and a half limericks]

why dont you jsut move the desks? or sit in a different seat?

[Darth C3P0²]

oh stuff rip

[The Resonte!]

bring a pocket chair and sit on that

[carolcat]

vomit in class

[Master Matthew²]

bring a pocket chair and sit on that

Alternatively bring Pocket Sand and use it to escape.

[Nix the Glaceon]

put a plastic sheet over it so it doesnt contaminate you

[torin²]

could you have possibly given this thread a more infantile name

[Kevso]

Kill your teacher.