Author Topic: How to jack off with a broken hand? (Read 2652 times)

Damp · April 17, 2018, 05:33:24 PM

so I have this method for jacking off that works perfect even without both god damn hands. you can literally jack off wherever the forget you want with this trick and the cum literally is non existent. ok so first you need two nails and a can of pepperspray. go get those.... ill tell you the next step when you come back.

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Nix the Glaceon · April 17, 2018, 05:35:12 PM

cursed post

Stick Man · April 17, 2018, 06:20:06 PM

put your

inbetween two sofa cushions and make your hips move on their own.

Ragequit · April 17, 2018, 08:19:58 PM

Quote from: espio100 on April 17, 2018, 04:00:37 PM

He cant because its just doesnt work that way

well tell him he's a pusillanimous individual because i broke my left arm and jacked off with the other and it felt normal after like 3 nuts

Rigel · April 17, 2018, 09:06:16 PM

ask your mom for help

NotBomberguy · April 17, 2018, 09:09:45 PM

mouth

carolcat · April 17, 2018, 09:46:53 PM

you'll live

GreenBH� · April 17, 2018, 10:52:37 PM

try out my copyright protected totally real leg method

Isjix · April 17, 2018, 10:58:46 PM

jack on instead

or glue it back together

Boomsticks Alt · April 17, 2018, 11:26:34 PM

don't

16-Bit · April 17, 2018, 11:36:20 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfYskqjOrLE

Master Matthew� · April 17, 2018, 11:46:53 PM

Quote from: Isjix on April 17, 2018, 10:58:46 PM

jack on instead

or glue it back together

Its like clap on/clap off
But it's Jack On/Jack Off

DurkaDude · April 17, 2018, 11:56:09 PM

I found this pretty cool life hack a while back
It's a bit tricky but apparently you can use the inside of a female's vagina to jerk off your snake.

Swollow · April 18, 2018, 03:55:09 AM

use ya mind

Blockz · April 18, 2018, 03:56:19 AM