Author Topic: blf: the apartment  (Read 21943 times)

i have brought   goldfish

mmmm goldfish snacks

mmmm goldfish snacks

Wait, what? You eat... goldfish?
imscared

can you grab this load of bread and get a new duck for me at the pond and feed all the bread to all of them
its what jimmy would have wanted

can you grab this load of bread and get a new duck for me at the pond and feed all the bread to all of them
its what jimmy would have wanted

Ok
After I walk outside and he can't see me I give the bread to the homeless people outside
"Here ya go!"
What they don't know is that I spiked the load of bread with deadly poison. When they eat it, they die, and I can use their dead bodies to make red j e l l o

The police discover your evil plan. Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.




Can I be your pet dragon??

The police discover your evil plan. Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Ah crap.
Rolls a double first try
YEET

Can I be your pet dragon??

Questions life



God damn it please stop doing this, whoever you are.

WERE GONNA GET SHUT DOWN BY THE CDC IF YOU GUYS KEEP THIS UP


Someone put out the fire I set in Woof's room :/

Guys, you gotta let Woof's secret hoard of dogs ready for love go to waste! Don't worry about the fire spreading, I was gonna put it out once Woof's hoard dies.