Poll

On a scale of 1 to 5, How "What the fuck" Was your last dream?

Stale as a expired piece of bread on the floor
6 (20.7%)
Somewhat out of the ordinary
3 (10.3%)
Weird
11 (37.9%)
Could put LSD Dream Emulator to shame
5 (17.2%)
What's a dream? (Consider getting therapy if you picked this option.)
4 (13.8%)

Total Members Voted: 29

Author Topic: Weird Dreams Thread  (Read 2101 times)

I've had plenty of weird dreams. It's a shame I can't remember them to the extent of making a comprehensive sentence about them.
I was thinking of making a dream journal to combat this though, but I would probably abandon it within the first week.

Okay so last night I kept waking up and falling back asleep and I had a dream for each one.

The first one I remember was that I was scuba diving and I saw birds swimming through  the ocean like they were manta rays until for some reason the
gravity just reversed and I was falling in a huge blob of water which ended with me hitting a black and white coral reef where I woke up.

The next one I had featured me being normal me but I was just crawling on the walls like a roach and sometimes jumping down and acting like i was flying until i jumped onto another wall and my sister was trying to squash me with a shoe but just kept hitting me with a slipper.

The last one I remember was that I was a person who was dying from a combat accident in the renaissance except it was apparently like 2118, yet I died and woke up.

i had a dream that composer john williams carpooled me home after classes and talked about his next film

i remember having a dream about a week ago that took place in the near future. the USA was becoming inhabitable because there was way too much garbage. the only parts that were habitable were new jersey and a small part of NY state. all i remember doing in the dream was driving a car down the highway, being a worker dude trying to clean up sewers or something and going to sears (yes that loving happened).

i also remember having a dream where a plane crashed right after the dream i just spoke about, and it was also all stormy. not much happened and at the end of the dream i just found our family car all deformed and beat up on the front deck of the house for some reason.

Had a dream where It was 5:55 AM, I closed my eyes and opened them
Then became 6:66 EM. Yes. EM. I think there was some other things in the dream but thats all I remember. Forgot when it happened.

i remember being on a boy scouts trip in a dream in a forest when jason came out of a storm drain with a chainsaw and murdered everyone

i also remember being chased by the tails doll in a dream when i was like 8 and i got stuck in the ground and i died

this weird dream happened in 2008 i think

so i was just leaving my primary school and some girls just started pulling me away from my mother who was talking to my teacher, i shouted "mom help" and she said "hold on son im busy discussing things with your teacher" as nobody even saw what was going on. the girls said "we wont hurt you" in a seductive attitude, then i woke up

i refused to go to school for a week lol


I don't remember any recent dreams in enough detail, but I remember my first wet dream was me groping Jynx in that one Halo 3 map with the giant turbine. I have no clue why. Anyone else remember their first wet dreams?

i have a dream journal, chock full of dreams.

ahem

Here's all I can remember.
I can't recall what order some parts go in, but it doesn't matter much.
All I remember about this part is being stuck in a massive library, and finding some friends, and finding the way out for them.

The theme changed, as my brain unconsciously thought "wow that was boring"

I was on the ground in a city, I had my tablet, and I was wading through a weird, physically-impossible flood, when there were several cars driving by in traffic. I casually just opened the door of one and got in, and they told me something about my mom being dead, so I told a cop that was driving by, who apparently was going to do something about it.

Never head about the situation again.

Then, out of nowhere, the theme changed. We were on the "3rd floor" of a hotel (really high for some reason) we were going to my friend's hotel room, to stay for a while. The elevator was out of order (was more like a construction lift) so my friend aggressively shook it, breaking it. He got in trouble with some nearby construction workers, and proceeded to take the outside staircase (it was raining for dramatic effect) to get to his room. He insisted that I come, but i had every intention against taking the staircase on the side of the building in the rain. I later heard he fell off of it and died. I laughed (is death just a minor inconvenience in this particular dream?) and proceeded to ride a pterodactyl to my room on a lower floor (probably like floor -53 as the high floor was floor 3) The end. 

I had a dream that I was sleeping in bed next to a really lovey young man. I then woke up turned over and saw khaz sleeping next to me and I realized that it wasn't a dream after all
i love this song

God loving dammit I forgot what I dreamed about again
I need dream journal now

yoo I just dreamed that I was running on a treadmill at a gym, and the loving treadmill kept stopping every ten minutes to play research on the screen. I got embarrassed and closed out of it, but I still heard moaning. I look to my left and I see some dude railing a blonde chick. We make eye contact, and he asks if I want some too, but I just look away and try to restart the treadmill, but it won't work.

Then I had a dream about being trapped and lost in my new college on the first day of class. That wasn't fun.

I dreamed that I was playing LSD Dream Emulator.

Had a dream that I was a pile of steaks