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rarity of next drop?

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Voting closed: September 13, 2018, 09:32:26 AM

Author Topic: pomp's pomps (Ch. 16: Short Stories)  (Read 9270 times)

« Last Edit: October 18, 2018, 01:33:06 PM by Edd Eddingtoncraft »

introducing the powerful pomp's daily routine






OH MY GOD HE KILLED A BABY

pomp babies kill way more than most recurring characters

in fact everything in the pomp universe kills everything else pretty much all the time

unless you're on pompanoplanet or pompyplanet


pomp babies kill way more than most recurring characters

in fact everything in the pomp universe kills everything else pretty much all the time

unless you're on pompanoplanet or pompyplanet
This is a violent universe 😨

yes yes it most certainly is

if the universe is dead then how do pomps exist

just because it's dead doesn't mean it isn't there

it just can't go about making stupid decisions like "let's protect every baby pomp with an energy bubble that they can freely manipulate without considering that most babies quickly go insane with power and oppress innocent civilians"

and anyways there are several pomps outside the universe, in exoversal space are the two fussbudgets and beyond that is the waiting room, which contains a whole host of characters

the in-your-face pomp and the s-ranks are capable of travelling in and out of the universe, the latter use their powers to get across the universal boundary and the former just breaks through it (which incidentally is how he killed it in the first place)

also regularly visiting the edge of the universe are the lightspeed pomp, who does his daily runs around its circumference, and a whole armada of babies trying desperately to bring it back to life so they can get their powers back (the in-your-face pomp regularly kills this group and they regularly regroup and return)
« Last Edit: October 19, 2018, 12:28:07 PM by Pompmaker2 »

is there a pomp multiverse? are they host to different flavors of pomp?

the pomp universe does exist in a multiverse, but it's the only pomp universe in that multiverse

the other universes are also sentient though, and once the babies tried to convince another universe to replace theirs so they could have cuteness fields, and when that failed they tried living inside that universe instead, which did give them their cuteness fields back but being the only things in that universe it was completely pointless.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2018, 12:23:37 AM by Pompmaker2 »

actually can anyone blame me for quadposting my own thread to get a new page?

as long as there's actual content at the end it'll still only be one bump

and lord tony does it all the time anyways and he's not banned for it

well it's here now, might as well go for it