Poll

rarity of next drop?

S
9 (45%)
A
1 (5%)
B
3 (15%)
C
2 (10%)
D
3 (15%)
F
2 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 20

Voting closed: September 13, 2018, 09:32:26 AM

Author Topic: pomp's pomps (Ch. 15: In-Your-Face Pomp)  (Read 7982 times)


why do these dweebs keep loving pissing on everybody like it’s a damn pool party at the stuffhead factory I mean god damn

there's a pomp called the pee-er who can manipulate pee

TODAY'S DROPS



^The Pee-er (B-Rank)

there's a pomp called the pee-er who can manipulate pee
this stuff is unreal

the poo-er and farter were banished by the Sleeping Mama for infringing on the pee-er's copyright

copyright infringement is a serious issue in the pomp universe

since new recurring characters can pop up at any time with whatever powers they want, when someone has a power too similar to an existing character, the original gets to destroy them regardless of power level, and they are subsequently barred from recurring by the Sleeping Mama

what the forget this is forgeted up man this aint right poor pomps getting shot

you should have been tipped off somewhere around page 1:

ok fine two a day if you want to be like that



^mountain base (common)


it means the video is unavailable, can't you read




you should make a wiki or something so we know what the Fellas do

I had one a long long time ago but it's completely inaccurate by now

I plan to reveal everything through comics slowly

but I can at least reveal what the seven S-Ranks do or a lot of stuff won't make sense

ALL SEVEN
Have been around for an exceedingly long time and have at least billionth-generation pomp durability, which means that they're almost impossible to destroy even without their powers

BABY TECH

Control over all technology of any kind, able to manipulate it at a distance and create or destroy technological objects at will. His body is entirely robotic, which thanks to his ability allows him to regenerate it, expand it and change its shape at will. Inventor of the Dimension belt, a device which allows the user to control space and time, currently owned by the Barger. Prince and chief safety inspector of Pompplanet. Son of Mother Nature and Old Pomp, main enemy of Evil Nature, the Almost and the Heroic Pomp.

MOTHER NATURE

Control over natural parts of the universe, be they landscape, animals, plants, planets, stars, galaxies etc. Able to create and destroy any of these elements as she sees fit. Also able to manipulate dimensions of space and time. Also controls 'floweria', the illogical energy of cleanliness and counter-energy to filth. Queen of Pompplanet. Wife of Old Pomp, mother of Baby Tech and main enemy of BF and Artificial.

OLD POMP

Control over energy and motion. Able to create and destroy any form of energy or energetic substance, such as plasma, light, fire, electricity etc. The last of an ancient species of Po known as 'Hyper Pomps', which are able to convert their own bodies into any form of energy and return to corporeal form at will. King of Pompplanet. Husband of Mother Nature and father of Baby Tech.

THE BARGER

Absolute indestructibility and unparalleled strength. His Nibbono shell is made of 'bargerium', a special material which cannot be broken or damaged in any way. Able to convert anything he eats fully into energy, allowing him to perform absurd feats. The third fastest being in the universe with a top speed of 9e16 m/s. King of Nibbonoplanet. Main enemy of the Anti-Barger Alliance and uncountable others.

THE TEACHER

Control over knowledge, minds and magic. Able to manipulate illogical energies, shutting down the abilities of other recurring characters and countering their attacks. Able to control the minds of others, imparting knowledge, sanity and other traits, or ripping out their souls to stuff into jars. Chairwoman of the Pompplanet school. Main enemy of the three major crazy baby groups.

BF

Control over filth of all kinds, and generates it in unlimited quantities. Able to corrupt and destroy anything, down to the genetic code of others or the fabric of the universe. Constantly surrounded by a large radius of filth which corrodes and destroys anything which gets close. Currently in the Waiting Room along with Fake Old Pomp and several others. Main enemy of the Evolver.

FAKE OLD POMP

Control over fats. Able to instantly eat anything which touches him and convert it into fat. He can compress his body and shut off his own gravitational pull, and his current full size has a diameter exceeding that of the largest galaxies. In his compressed state, his fat is absurdly durable. He is not indestructible, but so massive that nothing except the Barger can so much as tickle him. Currently in the Waiting Room along with BF and several others. Main enemy of the Evolver.