sir, you have been mistaken. there is no blockland iridium or blockland gold. instead, you must draw a square with red wax on the ground with a lit candle on each corner in a dark room. then you must say "tunc mutuo acceperam." the candles will go out, and your heart will cease beating, but you will still be breathing. eric hartman himself will be hovering above the ground as he gives you an indian wrist on both arms. and then, and only then, you will be granted your animated avatar
