the obvious solution is metal straws idk why people are talking about introducing PAPER to loving liquids
I went on a cruise and all the straws were paper - fair enough, but let me loving tell you, after sucking the third flaccid rooster of a straw to get a taste of pina cumloda out of my cup, I'd had just about enough of that bullstuff
Anyone who manages to harm themselves w/ said straws is not fit for this new world anyway