peeing standing up or sitting down (2019 edition)

[Goth77]

It depends... If I'm drunk hungover I'll sit, but otherwise I stand

it's a matter of whether you also have to stuff or not

these are truth

[Ad Bot]

[Mardalf]

Toilets were literally designed for sitting, urinals and the outdoors were designed for standing.

Standing to use a traditional toilet is for degenerates.

[Khaz]

Toilets were literally designed for sitting, urinals and the outdoors were designed for standing.

Standing to use a traditional toilet is for degenerates.

this

theres literally no reason to stand at a toilet or youre just a cigarette

[YouKnowWhoAgain]

Natural born sniper, ALWAYS standing up and aimed toward the center to assert my dominance in ANY house hold.

[Jackhammer]

i dont sit or stand. i squat over the toilet bowl, start peeing, jump, and then quickly get into a flying squirrel position, so i will float. kinda like waterjets, but with pee

[Masterlegodude]

If you sit just to pee, you're risking touching the inside of the bowl unnecessarily 😨

[Khaz]

If you sit just to pee, you're risking touching the inside of the bowl unnecessarily 😨

unless your snake is 50 feet long soft this doesnt happen

[Masterlegodude]

Or you have a toilet for smurfs

[exit]

Natural born sniper, ALWAYS standing up and aimed toward the center to assert my dominance in ANY house hold.

i stuff (this isnt a loving pun forget you) you not, my cousin would literally do this straight in the middle of the top seat when he was younger

[Jackhammer]

i stuff (this isnt a loving pun forget you) you not, my cousin would literally do this straight in the middle of the top seat when he was younger

how do you know

[Khaz]

how do you know

i think literally anyone would know if that happened