I was ass loving my first gf on her couch when her parents suddenly came home 12 hours early from their vacation.
She freaked out, her sphincter closed on my richard like a mouse trap, and I pulled out fast and hard. Big turds came
shooting out like one foot, hit my thigh, and fell on the couch cushion. The shock turned into hysterical laughter and
I was cackling uncontrollably while she ran upstairs and her parents freaked out. It was pretty based but I couldn’t
show my face around her house and we broke up a month later.