you can burn in hell
actually if i were to ever die (and this is a big if) i would be standing before the pearly gates and God himself would review my blockland forum posts and say without skipping a beat, "yup, this guy is based" and they'd let me in. you on the other hand... Well... I hear purgatory always has vacancies.
That's not a valid reason to be a sociopath
do you have a valid reason for stinking up this thread go take a shower before your keyboard slides off your greasy ass legs cause i know you sure as forget cant afford a desk to keep it on
veins popping around a stuff eating grin sporting the peachfuzz youve never had the testosterone to grow out
Have you ever heard of the fountain of youth? Surely you have, but most of the stories have left out a significant factor of the age old myth. In the year 2457 B.C (Before Columbus) there was a great thriving civilization in what is now the center of the Atlantic Ocean (not atlantis if anyone says this im gonna be really pissed). It is written in the scrolls that they experimented with gene splicing and produced the greatest human specimen that has ever graced the Earth. Truth is, that specimen was me and I've been alive for thousands of years and pharmaceutical companies come to my castle walls daily begging to harvest my semen and testosterone for the betterment of humanity. Sometimes I do it for free, sometimes I make them run a couple laps around the moat before I let them in. All I'm saying is, watch who you're talkin to, buddy.