BREAKING NEWS:
It's a devastating loss for the family of Conan. Their son, Conan, a cake, was found in critical condition at a birthday party, mutilated. He was rushed to the hospital and put on life support but he died there later that night. He was yet another victim who has been lost to Cake Abuse. Tonight, friends and family of Conan are mourning their loss. "He had such a bright future ahead of him, when he grew up, he wanted to be on display at a bakery." Sadly, Conan's dreams were shattered early, and many others are now trying to raise awareness about the very real issue of Cake Abuse, so another cake doesn't end up like Conan.
