i've had the same desk for 13 years (disassembled and reassembled when moving houses of course)
the gummy vitamins jar contains coins for some reason. the expiration date on it says 08/06.
i have a lot of things on my desk that i have no idea what to do with because there's no storage space in this damn house and i'm afraid of getting yelled at for disposing of garbage the wrong way.
that's my apology for having more desk trash than anyone else in this thread