I had once been to a random DM server, only because I got bored of my friend's server.
It was on the slopes, and this total noob and his friend were trying to team up on me.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not epic skilled, or a boaster, but I was wiping the floor with their faces. :P
So apparently, after they left me alone for a few minutes and they couldn't find me (because they didn't know how to use the "spy" command in the admin menu) the first guy says, "ya no wat?"
And as I was typing "What?" I had one of those false "lost connection" messages. I tried rejoining, and I was perma banned with the message, "PWNED."
Total noobs. D':