So a few years back, I was at a laundry mat when a guy ran up to me and asked if I was interested in a "science experiment", I said "what?" and he immediately took that as consent, I guess, because he picked me up and shoved me in the nearest washer and set it to "casual". Then he ran off when the washer started making a gurgling sound. I fell out on to the floor and was kicked out by the owner.
Been looking for this dude ever since. I had to buy a forgetin' washer and dryer because of him. Those bastards are expensive.
Anyone seen this maniac?