Haha, here's MrPickle's version:
-> Hi guys, I'm MrPickel. Oh wait can you change it to MrPickle badspot?
-> Um i need some help with my codes please (x1000)
-> Hey everyone, let me sprinkle an assortment of low-quality partially-broken mods on you all!
-> Trader and ephi you guys are SO MEAN I'M LEAVING FOREVER GOODBYE CRUEL BLOCKLAND
-> Oh hi guys i'm not back or anything i'm just checking up on the community i condemned earlier in the week.
(Note that I haven't added markers for attempted Self Delete, Since I think Pickle needs all the dignity he can get)