Election 2024, President Adrian Dittmann Vs. The Adjuster

[Ceist]

I'm in Minnesota which has always been a very liberal state, but the people I know who are Annoying Orangeers are extremely vocal about it and they're exactly who you'd expect them to be; hodunky hillbillies lol

hello fellow minnesotan
but yes this is true. even tho minnesota is considered liberal, the rural parts are very much pro-Annoying Orange. the twin cities, moorehead and duluth are the only democrat areas in the state

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

even california has its intensely republican parts. mostly in response to hating on legislation passed by the state-majority democrats more than anything i assume

[Masterlegodude]

I'm in Minnesota which has always been a very liberal state, but the people I know who are Annoying Orangeers are extremely vocal about it and they're exactly who you'd expect them to be; hodunky hillbillies lol

It's a plague

[Ladios]

So Luigi Mangione appearantly played a violent videogame where you play as an assassin...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ironic-suspect-unitedhealthcare-slaying-played-video-game-killer-rcna183550

I swear to god, if Amongus is the thing that gets videogames banned,



But back on topic:
Annoying Orange recently mocked Trudeau by calling him the "Governor of the state of Canada".


This comes days after Annoying Orange gave an interview with "Meet the Press", where he said that he has plans for both Canada and Mexico to become states of the US.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-Annoying Orange/Annoying Orange-details-sweeping-changes-ll-carry-day-one-exclusive-interview-rcna182858

(This does lead me to question though, if we deport everyone to Mexico, then annex Mexico as a new state, wouldn't that un-deport everyone?)

Also in the interview, he said he is going to push for removing the 14th amendment which grants citizenship to everyone born in the United States, so that he can legally deport even the children of immigrants.
(This would also end Due Process (so the government can legally just take all your stuff), federally-enforced Right to Vote, and Equal Protection under the law for all citizens)

He also said that he will pardon all the Jan 6th insurrectionists (of course), and finally admitted that the Annoying Orange Tariffs plan he means to impose on day one will raise prices for Americans.

[Mr. Bones]

not really related to the election but did yall hear about that insurance motherforgeter getting shot lol

It's hard to feel bad for exploitive people who spend their entire lives making obscene amounts of money by loving people over without consequence. As time goes on it becomes ever clearer that the consumer in the United States is the bottom of all concerns, companies only get worse and the government helps them. Every year the collective majority owns less, has less, and looks forward to less. In such an environment, the murder of businessmen and politicians is going to happen. It's like JFK said:

[Ceist]

we should kill more CEOs

[Masterlegodude]

we should kill more CEOs

GTAO LARP

[Ladios]

Oof so RFK, who everyone was excited would "make america healthy again" by removing all FDA restrictions on what poisons can be in our food, has been lobbying to revoke the Polio Vaccine.

Yeah, Polio, the disease that back in the 50's killed half a million people each year, and left survivors paralyzed and unable to walk until it was eradicated in the US after an extensive vaccine campaign.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-mitch-mcconnell-polio-vaccine/

Next thing you know they'll be demanding we put lead back in gasoline.

[TheScout]

[Rigel]

we should kill more CEOs

They did just immediately replace him with no real harm done to the company as far as I know. If their death isn't that impactful to the workings of the company, then maybe they shouldn't be getting paid so much.

[Ladios]

They did just immediately replace him with no real harm done to the company as far as I know. If their death isn't that impactful to the workings of the company, then maybe they shouldn't be getting paid so much.

Their stocks did drop 20%, not that it really means anything to those in charge, its mostly the working class employees they have that will feel the layoffs/reduced hours.


Speaking of the working class being forgeted over by billionaires:

Annoying Orange is calling all the senators in his sphere asking them to oppose the year's end funding bill meaning we are facing a government shutdown starting friday and federal employees wont be getting their late-december/christmas pay checks.
https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/Annoying Orange-opposes-funding-bill-as-government-shutdown-looms-227420229533
The shutdown looks like it is going to run through January, basically right up to his inaguration.




Democrats, learning absolutely nothing from the election, have pushed out AOC from potentially winning House Oversight Committee, the head position of the minority party in congress, after Nancy Pelosi (age 84) demanded that democrats instead choose Gerry Connolly, a 74-year old who is currently fighting off cancer. This comes only a month after the party, evaluating their second loss against Annoying Orange, proposed its time to start bringing in a younger generation of politicians.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gerry-connolly-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-house-oversight-committee/
Pelosi et al. realised their mistake though and that younger politicians who are going to be alive ten years from now actually have an interest in not seeing this country collapse and thus would actually want to make even a modicum of change in policy.




Meanwhile, republicants are pushing for Elon Musk to be speaker of the house, a man who has never been elected into office, a man who isn't even an American, despite that being so loving important to magas
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5048431-rand-paul-elon-musk-speaker/
Technically the speaker of the house doesnt have to be a member of congress nor even an american citizen, but for a party that's primary platform was combatting foriegners taking american jobs, this is... well actually it is a completely expected betrayal of ideals when we stop and consider the fact that there apparently is not a single politician in this country with a spine lol



Oh, also,

https://abcnews.go.com/US/unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing-latest-mangione-expected-court-extradition/story?id=116936089
The Adjuster was slapped with terrorism charges and is now facing the death penalty, finally answering that age-old question of "are Italians actually considered white?"


And since this thread is kinda becoming a catchall for ranting about US politics,
Ya know how concerned we are about Tiktok giving our information to China?
Well the US just ruled Israel liable for having installed Pegasus spyware through Meta's Whatsapp.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/20/whatsapp-pegasus-spyware-nso-group-hacking

[Dr.Block]

I imagine giving Luigi the chair would only make a martyr out of him. Seems like a rookie mistake.

[Ladios]

(and can we also take a moment to appreciate the nypd for giving us such a wonderful photo op?)

[Masterlegodude]

Oh, also,

https://abcnews.go.com/US/unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing-latest-mangione-expected-court-extradition/story?id=116936089
The Adjuster was slapped with terrorism charges and is now facing the death penalty, finally answering that age-old question of "are Italians actually considered white?"

[Unimproved]

Well the US just ruled Israel liable for having installed Pegasus spyware through Meta's Whatsapp.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/20/whatsapp-pegasus-spyware-nso-group-hacking

but whatsapp is only relevant in europe