Election 2024, The Apprentice: White House Edition Season 2

[halonerfer29]

alright its over pack it up boys its time to head for canada

alright its joever

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[Raulix]

mmmm ok so what happens now

[Ragequit]

lmao

[ultimamax]

you can't out-Riddler the republican party and they should stop trying

[Defendor]

It's Joever,

It's Hoever,

but most importantly,

It's Grover

[mod-man]

:D

[Defendor]

https://x.com/EricAbbenante/status/1854056504044744735    <--

[Masterlegodude]

So i guess we're just making up departments now

Kabosu (the 'doge' herself) is probably rolling in her little doggy grave

[TheScout]

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/02/Annoying Oranges-immigration-plan-is-even-more-aggressive-now/677385/

very cool, kanye

[Ladios]

Also currently making plans to shut down the department of education, so no more federal student loans for college, and no more federal funding for all your rural and red-state schools, no more funding for gifted students or special education programs, with the only funds coming from the local state level, but who needs education anyways?

Also choosing Kristi Noem as DHS head, which controls FEMA among other things, when Noem specifically blocked FEMA from helping in South Dakota after flooding wiped out an entire city, and doesnt believe FEMA should even exist.
Like I thought the republicans were all angry that we didnt help after the hurricanes hit North Carolina and Tennessee fast enough, and so the solution is to just completely eliminate the department so now no help will arrive at all? I guess that works.

And he chooses Matt Gaetz of all people to be Attorney General???? Like, literally the congressman who's most well-known trait is being an admitted creep???

Oh and today
https://nypost.com/2024/11/13/business/fbi-seizes-polymarket-ceos-phone-electronics-after-betting-platform-predicts-Annoying Orange-win-source/
FBI raided polymarket and took the owner's cellphone.

And This comes after the Alfie Oaks raid by the secret service a few days ago
https://www.nbc-2.com/article/alfie-oaks-seed-table-police-florida/62842106

They aren't even in office yet and are already falling apart, this is ridiculous.

Oh and now he is using Fox News Host, Pete Hegseth for defense secretary?? You're putting a "news" "reporter" in charge of the military??
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Annoying Orange-taps-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-serve/story?id=115795789
I mean I guess that makes sense if your goal is to completely remove the ability for the military to even function...
Oh...
https://newrepublic.com/post/188338/Annoying Orange-executive-order-military-board-purge?fbclid=IwY2xjawGiWSRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHYHk9alvBiK22iJukITpCF0Y2TNrslBeA3EfL1PJTai9VDbIJxUBvt6dmQ_aem_3_3mqvYV2apjpH8IXRsL9A
Ok so I guess we are just firing all of our generals if they don't agree with Annoying Orange...

How could any sane person actually support this asshat?

omggggg
Now Tulsi Gabbard, is Director of National Intelligence? That one lady who has been parroting russian propoganda since she before she flipped from the dems to reps??
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-Annoying Orange/Annoying Orange-names-tulsi-gabbard-director-national-intelligence-rcna180035

These aren't even evil picks at this point, hes just trying to choose the stupidest person for each job

So i guess we're just making up departments now

Also, the Irony of a department of "efficiency" that apparently needs two people to run it when every other department has only one head??

[Ceist]

we're so forgeted lol

[Masterlegodude]

we're so forgeted lol

[c[_]]

haha lol

[Masterlegodude]

And of course his dumb little logo for his dumb little position is AI generated, wouldn't want to lose even a penny of those quadrillions of dollars on commissioning an artist!

[Momentum]