Election 2024, President Adrian Dittmann Vs. The Adjuster

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He's smart don't get me wrong

smart = apartheid money and getting government handouts for false promises

can we get just get on board with killing billionaires yet?

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Surprise suprise, anti-immigrant president Musk and Vivek are actually pro-immigrant if it means it directly benefits them
https://nypost.com/2024/12/28/us-news/donald-Annoying Orange-backs-h-1b-visa-program-supported-by-elon-musk/


Musk and Vivek are drawing ire from MAGAs after coming out in support of worker visas particularly for the tech companies they are involved with, backing up with their decision by calling Americans lazy.
The infighting led to Musk temporarily banning Annoying Orange's next-wife, Laura Loomer, from Twitter after she called the DOGEheads out for not being completely anti-immigration. Musk has also removed her blue checkmark from the website.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/Annoying Orange-elon-musk-laura-loomer-immigration-x-1235219263/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/12/28/elon-musk-immigrants-via/77290081007/

It should be noted that Musk himself worked in the US illegally before acquiring his own H1B visa.
lol there is also apparently a petition from pissed off Magas going around to revoke Musk's citizenship status and deport him.



Oh,  so to throw things into further confusion, Vice President Annoying Orange has decided to stand with the TechBros and endorses Musk's plan to extend H1B visas, breaking from the messaging he campaigned on that "Foreigners Taking American Jobs is Bad"
https://abc7ny.com/post/donald-Annoying Orange-visas-president-elect-defends-h1b-visa-program-siding-elon-musk-vivek-ramaswamy-amid-maga-backlash/15723792/
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyv7gxp02yo

In response to Musk saying to Maga "go forget yourself" and that he will "go to war" on this issue, Steve Bannon calls him a toddler

https://www.newsweek.com/steve-bannon-mocks-elon-musk-h-1b-visa-war-toddler-2006897
He goes on to say that these techbros were the kinds of people bullies like him shoved into lockers, and they are not going to let a bunch of nerds take over the economy and forget over the working class

President elect Musk then goes on to say "hateful unrepentant tribals need to be removed from the Republican Party".
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/musk-hateful-tribals-removed-republican-party-b2670826.html
Like... dude, THAT IS YOUR WHOLE BASE OF SUPPORTERS
If we remove the tribals from Maga, who the forget is left rofl
(also, Musk didn't care so much about racism when he endorsed German's far-right Neo-national socialist party:
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-afd-backing-editorial-paper-resignation-b2671208.html )

So it's not even day 1 of a Annoying Orange Presidency and lets see which promises he made on the campaign trail are still on the table:

He wont get us involved in any wars
Ban Videogames
He will stop foreigners taking American jobs
He will ban queer and trans people from public spaces
He will lower the price of groceries
He will defund the department of education
He wont support a nation-wide abortion ban
Ban research
His Tariffs won't increase prices for Americans
He will only deport people who weren't in America legally
End war in Ukraine before inaguration
End Taxes on Social Security Income
Replace Obamacare* (Hasn't happened yet but he also hasn't shown any signs of how he plans to do this so seems unlikely)

Ah, so far, he is still on track to *checks list*  make it illegal to not be straight (weird for a president that MAGA has insisted has been the best for gay people) and to defund education, which will disproportionately affect red states which rely on federal funding. But as a tactic for republicans who's largest supporters are White Men Without College Educations, ensuring that there are more of those around will secure them support for the forseable future, so long as they drop that whole "banning videogames thing"

unrelated to the election specifically but,

Jimmy Carter has passed away.

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rofl Elon is crashing out after people revealed he uses several alt-accounts to gas himself up


So for a while, posing as someone named Adrian Dittmann (a name he got from an Ai-generated Fanfic he made under the alias of Victoria Yerburgh) who has a Blue Check-marked account on X, Musk has been fangirling over himself, and joining twitter chat rooms using a voice modulator to make himself seem like another person, despite the voice changer failing frequently and him having the same recognizable south-african accent.
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/elon-musks-alternate-account-on-x-unmasked-amid-h1-b-visa-debate-heres-who-is-adrian-dittmann-101735565930275.html

During a recent twitter call, Elon, in the guise of Dittmann, goes on a rant about the opposition to H1B visas, calls his MAGA ex-supporters "crackheads" and "ungrateful motherforgeters" right as his voice modulator fails, and then accidentally slips into the first person halfway through his rant:
https://x.com/jimstewartson/status/1872787575313973572

Poor guy, all he wants is to be loved, so he had to make up fake accounts to stand up for him. 

President-Elect Dittmann is currently residing in a cottage on his Vice-President's estate at Mar-a-Lago
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/12/31/elon-musk-cottage-donald-Annoying Orange-mar-a-lago-estate/