happy 4th

[Trogtor]

new year, same banger

https://youtu.be/JNt01jAJ9QA

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

usa exploding day

[ultimamax]

https://youtu.be/3FWCvzduYZg clears

[SBG]

America is now 248 years old. I would say "you're gettin old, kid!" if it weren't for the first reich lasting for a millennium.

[Blockomaniac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM

[carolcat]

happy 4th of juli

[Mr Queeba]

My fellow Americans, as your president and commander-in-chief, it is with a heavy heart that I am informing you that we have made a strategic decision - to surrender to the alien invaders known as the Combine. Right now, this is the best chance for our survival as Americans and as humans. This has been the hardest decision of my life and I did not do so lightly. As Americans, and indeed as human citizens, we have never willingly surrendered to oppression. At this very idea is anathema to our core values and everything we hold dear. Yet the fact and hard truth remains that we lost this battle, for now and believe me we will live to fight another day, we shall return. God bless you and God bless the United States of America.

[Trogtor]

https://youtu.be/3FWCvzduYZg clears

wrong holliday but absolute banger