Whamageddon 2024 (over - did you win?)

[Blockomaniac]

my mind was turned off at the exact moment i read this post and i did not think of the ramifications
i should have known better as i have been whammed in this exact way before
at least i survived day 1

holy crap did bro get assassinated

[Ad Bot]

[Foxscotch]

loving whammed myself with the shuffle button on DAY TWO. Maybe next year...

that's what you get for using spotify

[Dr.Block]

that's what you get for using spotify

Little do you know I'm the last person on earth still using itunes

[Trogtor]

lost to some loser on reels posting a video of his stuffty bmw parked at a gas station.

stuffs gettin harder every year. someone's gotta adjust the rules

[Trogtor]

lost to some loser on reels posting a video of his stuffty bmw parked at a gas station.

wait it's all coming back to me now. what the forget

20 days of consecutive listening to christmas radio and an instagram reel got me

the exact same thing made me lose last year. some carcigarette posting a video of his stuffbox at a gas station with last christmas playing.

what council of whamageddon do i need to address to get some laws changed. i deserve to be pardoned.

[TheScout]

i mean, fool you twice...

[Conan]

now you know what a fool youve been

but if you scroll your feed, you know you'd be fooled again

[Foxscotch]

heard it in walmart while looking for loving baby wipes

[plexy]

12/5 heard it in a pizza store

[the hacker]

Had a close call on the radio today. DJ announced it was next and had to mash my control panel to change it to something else.

[Conan]

first time ive heard anyone dodge the wham bullet, incredible

[ultimamax]

heard it at the dentist while they had like 8 instruments in my mouth. i flew into a rage and killed 2 people

[Masterlegodude]

I played a video clip on Twitter yesterday that had the song, i only heard 2/3 of the word "christmas" before immediately scrolling away, but as per the rules, i did recognize the song, and so, i have been Wham'd almost halfway through December... 💀

[Unimproved]

NEETdom keeping me strong, we will see how long it lasts.

[the hacker]

I have failed. A goddamn Metal Gear Solid meme tricked me.