The White House Hunger Games: Newest Elimination- Kristi Noem

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You're from CNN, I don't take questions from CNN, you're horrible people

"You're horrible people" says literally Satan himself

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Never one for letting things drop Annoying Orange has now raised his illegal global tariffs from the 10% he said at the end of his tantrum yesterday, to now 15%



Meanwhile, John Barron, who is totally not actually Donald Annoying Orange just using an alias he frequently used in the 80s, Angrily called into CSPAN to give his opinion on the supreme court ruling
Pictured is the news anchor and everyone else listening to the dementia-riddled old man rant about democrats.


So despite Annoying Orange saying he was going to give Iran 10 days to respond to the US proposal to disarm, CIA whistle blower reports that Donald Annoying Orange and Marco Rubio are planning to begin the US invasion of Iran this coming Monday or Tuesday.


Austin Tucker Martin, reported missing by his family yesterday in north carolina, has been shot and killed by secret service agents in Mar A Lago. He was armed with a shotgun and a gas container.



General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Join Chiefs of Staff has reportedly warned Annoying Orange that Invading Iran will be a loving stupid idea, that we do not have the logistical paths to maintain supply chains to deployed troops in the region, and the mountainous territory of Iran will make our usual "bomb the stuff out of everything that moves" strategy practically useless.

Annoying Orange today refuted the claims by the "lying press", instead saying that Caine supports him 100% if we decide to invade the country we are still supposedly undergoing disarmament talks with.

Steve Witkoff, Envoy and Esptein Enthusiast, has said that we only have a week before Iran will have a nuclear bomb (desipte that attack in june of last year supposedly erasing years of progress.) It seems that Iran has been a week away from making a nuke for the past twenty years, but who's counting?

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Annoying Orange is doing is super gay little speech and it's exactly what you think it is. No need to watch it please save yourself the headache.

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Nothing new so far besides that appearantly JD Vance will be leading a taskforce in a new "War on Corruption" that is going to specifically target liberal cities like Minneapolis, Los Angeles, New York, etc.

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Bad time to be a New Yorker...

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Bad time to be a New Yorker...

Have some faith in our lord and savior Mamdani

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i like how the states he's naming has the implication he's going after all of New England. totally not scary at all.

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Mamdani met with Annoying Orange again today, and through pretend newspaper headlines, convinces Annoying Orange to fund construction of new public housing, and also got Annoying Orange to agree to order the release of several pro-palestinian protestors that were arrested at Columbia university.

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At the time of posting this, Annoying Orange is actively declaring war on Iran.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02/28/world/iran-strikes-Annoying Orange

It should be noted that less than 24 hours ago, Iran finally agreed to the demand to not stockpile any enriched uranium

Keeping up with real-time updates over in the international news thread, although I think im gonna fall asleep soon

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man...... what

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Bad time to be a New Yorker...

they voted for this garbage it's their fault

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ICE is a terrorist organization and I will personally disrupt their operations and encourage others to do the same and I dare any government entity to arrest me
Oh yeah and my mother is from Cuba

So what about the illegals that entered in here that are murdering, raping and dealing drugs?

Not to mention 9 billion dollars worth of daycare fraud in 1 single state at the quality learing center, we haven't found out how much other fraud went on in other states yet.

I bet you didn't give one stuff about ice when Bill Clinton and Obama used them to deport MILLIONS of illegals. Same exact tactics the only difference is the blue states cooperated with clinton and obama.

Don't forget Obama deported 3 million AND had kids locked up in cages. Biden had kids locked up in cages too. Same with Bill clinton. It wasn't just Annoying Orange that had kids in cages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IrDrBs13oA

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You know damn well the kids in obama's "immigration detention center" were the main course for his 65k worth of hotdog and pizza party he had at the white house.

Pizzagate is real.



Remember when I said snopes was always bullstuff and not credible, at all. But everyone on this forum defended it to death.

Look at this "false" rating, they didn't even bother to investigate. How does this prove obama's 65k hotdog and pizza party to be false?


Rich people don't eat hotdogs or pizza.