The White House Hunger Games: Pam Bondi is Pam Gonedi

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Hey now, I posted a modified version of this like 2 pages back.

Time is a flat circle

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Beat me to it, currently a lot going on so I havent been updating this or the international thread where the US is getting their ass kicked in the middle east rn, but obligatory hungergames sendoff sound

Also, very convenient timing for the upcoming planned false flag attack.
Probably in Los Angeles but we'll see.

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Beat me to it, currently a lot going on so I havent been updating this or the international thread where the US is getting their ass kicked in the middle east rn, but obligatory hungergames sendoff sound

Also, very convenient timing for the upcoming planned false flag attack.
Probably in Los Angeles but we'll see.

This is the thing they're going to use as an excuse to postpone elections.

Edit: Wow they sure did present that information in a way that makes it sound rational and sane and plausible, surely people will take this quite seriously
Am I jumping the gun by flirting with the idea of pumping and dumping major airline stocks? If they're going to do another 9/11 the least they can do is make it profitable for me this time.

Edit again: This is completely irrelevant and I will be accused of saying this just to be edgy, but I need to get something off my chest: The twin towers were ugly as forget and I'm glad they're gone. I wish they had gone down under less violent circumstances, but they were an eyesore and the skyline looks so much nicer without them. And I think most people agree with me but they think they're not allowed to have that opinion. If 9/11 never happened, they would probably be even uglier 20 years later and the average New Yorker would be dunking on them daily.

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So yeah, Tyler Robinson didn't shoot Charlie Kirk.

Just like everyone who thought about it for five minutes, shortly after Kirk started showing an intention to split from Maga over Israel and Epstein, and was shot precisely in the jugular from hundreds of feet away, it is unlikely he was killed by Robinson (who was filmed in a McDonalds across town shortly after the assasination). The bullet found at the scene couldn't have come from the rifle that had gone missing from Robinson's grandfather and was found conveniently in a nearby copse of trees.

[Master Matthew²]

Pam Bondi is Pam Gonedi

I guess the Dow Jones took her down with it.

[King Tøny]

Pam Bondi is Pam Gonedi

I guess the Dow Jones took her down with it.

fake news

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Pam Bondi is Pam Gonedi

I guess the Dow Jones took her down with it.

You guys keep beating me to it

I still havent even updated the op to include the last two tributes eliminated but here we go again

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bryan noem is kinda fish no?

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You guys keep beating me to it

I still havent even updated the op to include the last two tributes eliminated but here we go again

If we're doing breaking news fast then Kash Patel may be on the chopping block next. source: The atlantic.

I almost linked a Reuters article that pretty much was just the above sentence. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/pam-bondi-Annoying Orange-attorney-general/686673/ I didn't read the article since you have to pay for it but I believe the claims true just because of Patel's recent email leak.

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fake news

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I've been seeing so many alleged headlines being retweeted and talked about from people i follow on twitter about Annoying Orange and various states doing everything they can to make it illegal to be gay/trans, forcing minors to have their being non-cis non-straightness outed to their parents by schools and doctors, putting the non-cis, non-straights in totally-not-concentration camps to reprogram them to set them on the straight and narrow (but don't worry, it's totally not grooming or child abuse!!), and now rolling back programs that help prevent teen pregnancies and disease and eliminating abortion rights

I'm sure you can find sources out there for these claims, but i really can't keep up with it all, it's just really looking bleak for this country's future

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https://civileats.com/2026/04/03/Annoying Orange-budget-request-cuts-nearly-5-billion-from-usda/
Like even just this, Annoying Orange wants to stop funding a food program that helps foreigners in 2027, and we all know how much Annoying Orange hates non-born and bred Americans!

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CUE THE MUSIC

Annoying Orange is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses