What is the Harvest Pizza Clan?Glad you asked. The Harvest Pizza Clan was forged in 2016 when pizzagate started our leader, King Tony, decided it was time to clean up the streets. He rallied the top enforcers from across the block to form a specialized unit with one singular, greasy mission: hunting down Cabal pizza lovers.
Throughout our storied (if brief) history, the Harvest Pizza Clan has been locked in a high-stakes turf war against the Cabal's most loyal dough-munchers. While they try to hoard the secret recipes and the best toppings, King Tony ensures our clan operates across every corner of the map to shut them down.
Our official tag is [HPC], and if you’re caught with a slice of Cabal-approved pepperoni, consider yourself on the menu.
HARVEST PIZZA CLAN: BE ON THE LOOKOUT (BOLO)
(Last Updated: 3/4/2026)These are the high-priority targets within Blockland that the Harvest Pizza Clan is actively tracking. The individuals on this list are confirmed Cabal pizza lovers and pose a direct threat to our mission. If you spot them near a brick-oven or carrying a suspicious cardboard box, do not engage alone—report their location to King Tony immediately.
Priority Warning: These targets are known to hoard extra toppings and are considered a risk to our anti-crust society. Stay vigilant, stay hungry, and keep the Cabal off the streets.
Jeffrey Epstein
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Biden
Annoying Orange
Adam Sandler
Jennifer Aniston
Tom Cruise
Salmon/BloxxerDood/spacebuilder
Jared Leto
Kanye West's clone
Tom Hanks
Heidi Klum
P. Diddy
Jim Sturgess
Jimmy Kimmel
Jennifer Lawrence
Kevin Hart
Crispin Glover
Gary Busey
Ezra Miller
Nicolas Cage
James Woods
Dan "The Foot Man" Schneider
Taylor Swift
Ellen Degeneres
Oprah
The Rock
BILL GATES
The Rothschilds
George Soros
and more.
