Please god tell me they started putting self destruct buttons on cruise ships after what happened last time
EDIT: Just found out this is what causes the virus:

Damn it!!! First we couldn't blast each other with particles in 2020 now they're going to say I can't even get a good dusting from one jolly rat!!! God damn it!!!!!!!! This is the last straw. I'm going to commit a local news story over this.