do you wash your hands after peeing???

[Masterlegodude]

I usually wash my hands, but especially so if i had to poo

I have always sat to pee (forget you, it's cleaner, you're less likely to miss and hit the seat, and don't even get me started when the stream splits at the tip)

Sure it's cleaner, but have you tried lifting the seat so that it's in an upright position and then aiming toward the back corners of the bowl? It's quieter and slightly less likely to splash everywhere compared to just going right for the watery center

Also, the less chances of my dingle touching the rim of the bowl, the better, so i wouldn't sit to pee, personally

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[Ladios]

girl ive been on here for sixteen years. that post does not even register

yeah, in my angsty 13yo days here i was a devout "libertarian"

[Conan]

public restrooms always. otherwise i carry a d20 and roll for it.

[Ladios]

public restrooms always. otherwise i carry a d20 and roll for it.

ok but when do you roll, before you use the toilet or after?

[Conan]

after. dc modifier based on how bad the incident was

[Swholli]

"Ah forget, nat 1, guess I have to coat my hands in gasoline this time"

[Ladios]

ok but my point is that the dice is cumulatively coated with additional excrement for every time it has been used, meaning that each subsequent role requires the dc to be raised upon touching the dice to roll

[Dr.Block]

Did you bring up that unless his snake is in some sort of cup, it's sitting in the rest of his underwear so every time he farts it is exposed to aerosolized stuff particles?

I will remember this the next time I am coerced into discussing snake hygiene with the public

[Conan]

ok but my point is that the dice is cumulatively coated with additional excrement for every time it has been used, meaning that each subsequent role requires the dc to be raised upon touching the dice to roll

silly, you roll in the sink and wash the die along with your hands. don't pick a sink full of vomit particles though.

[Aide33]

i normally just pee straight into my own mouth, why would i waste it?

[Mr Queeba]

always if it's a public restroom or someone else's house, at home i don't really give a forget unless the golden shower liquid gets on my hands

[Metalliku]

every since covid (and my job that requieres me to touch a lot of money that no one knows what kinda unwashed places it has been) i've tried to get my hands washed as much as possible. i even got the bad habit of carrying a small spraying bottle of disinfectant alcohol everywhere i go and use it every 10 seconds.

[Masterlegodude]

every since covid (and my job that requieres me to touch a lot of money that no one knows what kinda unwashed places it has been) i've tried to get my hands washed as much as possible. i even got the bad habit of carrying a small spraying bottle of disinfectant alcohol everywhere i go and use it every 10 seconds.

I prefer to use the liquid dispensers, don't have to worry about it missing and possibly spraying anywhere else, just squirt it into your palm and lather it around your hands and fingers like soap

[Trymos]

I prefer to use the liquid dispensers, don't have to worry about it missing and possibly spraying anywhere else, just squirt it into your palm and lather it around your hands and fingers like soap

i like the ones that hospitals use for hand sanitizer

jut your hand into the dangly thing and get instant sanitizer

[Trogtor]

no. i gotta leave my mark somehow.