do you wash your hands after peeing???

[Ladios]

silly, you roll in the sink and wash the die along with your hands. don't pick a sink full of vomit particles though.

but if you dont end up washing your hands from the roll the die still gets dirtier, plus it gets all the sink scum

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[foulprairiedog]

So, despite the weirdly specific gendered stereotypes, I have always sat to pee (forget you, it's cleaner, you're less likely to miss and hit the seat, and don't even get me started when the stream splits at the tip) so I rarely if ever have to touch any part of myself after pissin', so for me a typical pee session I don't really wash my hands unless I have to touch the ol' weiner. But if I touch stuff, I'm washing my hands immediately, especially after Covid.

????? Do you not wipe????? Do you just leave Wet Urethra??? No TP for the leftover driplets????

[Canis]

????? Do you not wipe????? Do you just leave Wet Urethra??? No TP for the leftover driplets????

In my experience, there is only ever—at absolute most—one single, solitary 'driplet'. Just let gravity do its job and it'll fall off.

The moisture left afterward is never even enough to make a damp spot in the underwear. And if you're changing your underwear most days, that minuscule amount of barely any urine cannot possibly get anywhere or do any harm to anything or anyone anywhere.

Wiping the opening to the urethra might be more pertinent when providing a clean catch urine sample, where it should be wiped and disinfected before peeing, especially for vagina-havers. All them folds hold bacteria that can contaminate urinalysis results, yo.

[Conan]

but if you dont end up washing your hands from the roll the die still gets dirtier, plus it gets all the sink scum

thats only for a nat 1. success is a spectrum - most rolls you can at least run the water a bit even when you fail. also if you get a nat 20 you take a shower then and there.

[Ladios]

thats only for a nat 1. success is a spectrum - most rolls you can at least run the water a bit even when you fail. also if you get a nat 20 you take a shower then and there.

what if you are at a restroom in a Chili's or similar establishment?

[Trymos]

what if you are at a restroom in a Chili's or similar establishment?

guess you're gonna be naked washing your entire body on the sink when you roll a nat 20

[Swholli]

????? Do you not wipe????? Do you just leave Wet Urethra??? No TP for the leftover driplets????

In my experience, there is only ever—at absolute most—one single, solitary 'driplet'. Just let gravity do its job and it'll fall off.

[Ladios]

guess you're gonna be naked washing your entire body on the sink when you roll a nat 20

The average american goes to a sit-down restaurant 30ish times a year (who the forget has that kinda money? but thats not the point)
If say you end up using the restroom half the time, statistically that still means you end up naked in a Chili's once every four years.

Which like, doesnt sound very frequent, but considering how often in your life you expect you will end up naked in a chili's i wouldn't expect that number to be higher than 1.

We must then also account for the fact that the average Chili's also serves 500ish people a day, so then that means we can expect 20 people per day taking showers in chilis.

It just doesnt seem sustainable, man

[Conan]

i appreciate the pushback. have you tried just doing it though? you cant really judge fairly without taking a shower yourself. your numbers also fail to consider that most, daresay nearly all, people are ignorant of the d20 rule, so the total average yearly restaurant showers is far lower than you anticipate.

[XR-7]

When I'm in any setting outside my own house (other people's houses, the washroom at work, any public area), I wash my hands every single time. When I'm at home and I just whip it out, purge, and leave, I don't always. If I ever sit for business, take a stuff, or otherwise touch the toilet with my hand, I will always wash hands.

[Tea]

Yes and No.

I reside within a non-monogamous relationship with fifteen other people. Whenever it is required of me to urinate; I always bring someone along in order for them to wash my hands for me. They love doing it too.

[blockguy™]

my hands usually end up disgusting at work so i'll wash them BEFORE i piss, but if im chilling at my house or whatever probably not

[Sheepocalypse]

I’ll be deadass I rarely wash my hands after pissing in my own house.

[Ladios]

Yes and No.

I reside within a non-monogamous relationship with fifteen other people. Whenever it is required of me to urinate; I always bring someone along in order for them to wash my hands for me. They love doing it too.

but who rolls the D20

[Dr.Block]

When I pee in my own house, the real issue is not touching my rooster but touching the flusher on the toilet. If I sit down to pee, which I always do at home as I believe it is the superior option as several others in this thread have argued, I do not need to touch my floppy dong at all. I do, however, have to flush the toilet. Some would argue you don't need to flush after a humble, non-fecal piss, but the people I live with are very concerned with cleanliness and would be upset with me if I were to "let it mellow," so to speak. The flusher is even less sanitary than my dangling participle because people wipe their starfishs after stuffting and then touch it immediately after. So if I want to avoid needing to wash my hands, that means I need to fold up a paper towel or tissue to flush the toilet without touching it with my bare hands. Which creates the ethical issue of wasting paper products unnecessarily. However, washing my hands when it is avoidable is a waste of water and soap. There is simply no way to piss ethically. It is inherently filthy and sinful.