Well it appears I missed a few things, and seeing as this isn't really considered bumping, lets have a go at it.
Army dude (if that is your real name) I am completely against all forms of religion, and I'll tell you why. Because they've gone too far. Now you might be saying to yourself "but god loves me, and thinks we should all be a Christan" but then you would be wrong. Now I'm going to assume your either too young or too ignorant of popular culture, but I'm gonna reference a movie known as Dogma. It is a comedy, that promotes religion. Allow me to explain, it makes fun of and torments religions of all kinds, but acknowledges one thing: "if there is a god, all she wants is for you to have an idea" not a complete "understanding" that if you follow some self contradicting 'holy book' precisely to the punctuation you'll automatically have full enlightenment. The idea they want you to convey is this: "be kind to others" ... or just "be kind, rewind" no one can tell for sure. And to "live life to the fullest".
Now, back to my point of how they've gone too far: forcing it upon others. The Spanish Inquisition is a prime controversial example. Sailing the seven seas to convert people? What is up with that? Army dude, not all people want to be Christians or Catholics or Buddhists or anything, they just want to live a peaceful life. Now, some people on this forum take this clan (possibly) as a form of converting, and even if you're not doing that, you are preaching. Thats a big no-no.
Now, I won't yell at you for wanting to be a Christan, but you had to figure that with the world population now more than 20% atheist (most of it is on the internet now) wouldn't get angry at you. Especially with a forum full of 11 year old whinnier babies. However, we have a freedom to cuss, as you have a freedom to promote your religion, doesn't that contradict saying we shouldn't cuss? Thats where that argument can't possibly work. SO don't tell us we shouldn't cuss, that'll make even more of the 11 year olds cry, then they'll tell their 8 year old brothers who will start to cry and post themselves crying through this forum, and so on and so fourth. And your arguments (that I did post about) how cussing has "died" because its no longer effective? If it isn't (and I've said this already) why are you so scared to use it?
So in conclusion, army dude, don't go and make a clan about your religion, chances are, you'll get maybe three people, and a thousand flames. However, if you yourself start saying things about how I want to live, you deserve the flames. That little quoting me about how I made a "the cake is a lie" portal joke replacing cake with God, and then you said "God loves you..." that counts as what was said earlier. So, If I were you, I'd lock the topic now to prevent further flaming.
As a reply to jungemann: what? What are you talking about? We're freaking 2% different in DNA of monkeys! What are you saying theres nothing between us? Don't tell me you want to go in a rant about the damn peanut butter jar and how come no life exists in it. (I've heard that argument and just laughed). Even if god exists, how can you say he didn't create the monkeys? Eh?