Author Topic: Best Portal review ever. (Read 1646 times)

Rellow · May 03, 2008, 05:48:10 AM

->Link<- Don't you just love how the game isn't actually being reviewed, and instead it's being over brown townyzed as some kind of "women empowerment" game?�

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NotInsaneChef · May 03, 2008, 10:01:40 AM

Basically the fps represents males but the main character is female so is a whore, the gun shoots portals not bullets so the game is feminine, the portals themselves represent the female reproductive system, the GLaDOS is Chells foster mother and the companion cube is Chell's foster father?

what the forget????

Bisjac · May 03, 2008, 11:58:52 AM

"Warning: The text you are about to read contains heady intellectual discourse and is not recommended for anyone made queasy by the discussion of feminist film theory"

*bisjac closes that window to watch research instead*

Sheezy · May 03, 2008, 02:27:24 PM

Old news

TheWorm · May 03, 2008, 02:45:55 PM

Why is anything feminist loveist? You'd think for once someone would make an article about feminism that wasn't written from a completely loveist point of view.

dUMBELLS · May 03, 2008, 02:47:35 PM

"A psychobrown townytic reading would likely conclude that the portal is an image of the female love organs: oval and receptive, and also a metaphorical birth cbrown town through which the protagonist is constantly being born into new trials."
Err..

Bisjac · May 03, 2008, 03:34:00 PM

Quote from: TheWorm on May 03, 2008, 02:45:55 PM

Why is anything feminist loveist? You'd think for once someone would make an article about feminism that wasn't written from a completely loveist point of view.

dunno but thats what it means to fight for rights.

being an accepted love, or orientation, or nationality, or race, or religion is half the battle.
when they finally get their rights as equals, they continue to fight to put themselves above others.

Kochieboy · May 03, 2008, 03:39:15 PM

Quote from: NotInsaneChef on May 03, 2008, 10:01:40 AM

what the panda????