Stumpedia - Get Your Questions answered by live people!

[UsernameWTF]

I found this great site that can get your questions answered by live people. I've been randomly asking them stuff.

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You asked:
How does one make lovey time?
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Connected in chat session (17 seconds).
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The other user says:
Put it in.
You say:
But where.
He/she says:
Pooper.
You say:
Which pooper, I see 3
He/she says:
All of them.
You say:
But I only have one vagina, and a ace of spades.
He/she says:
Put it in.
You say:
Whar.
He/she says:
Pooper.
You say:
I feel this becoming redundant.
He/she says:
Do you need pictoral diagrams?
You say:
I think I need to try it, want to halp.
He/she says:
I will do what I can.

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[Bisjac]

lol time well spent.

while some kid is waiting in 50th for homework help, the guys busy talking about sticking poopers

[Panterra8905]

This place rocks!

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You asked:
  Where do I find Atlantis?
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Connected in chat session (40 seconds).
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The other user says:
  The Atlantis Resort?
You say:
  No Atlantis the lost city,

You say:
ive been searching for years!
You say:
  millions of dollars
He/she says:
  Hmmm... hudson river???
You say:
  wow
You say:
  wait hold on!
He/she says:
  dont tell anybody
You say:
  dude
He/she says:
  yeah
You say:
  you have no idea, by my calculations and this rubber band, you have seemed to solved the mystery!
You say:
  thank you very much, you guys rule
He/she says:
  lol.. peace
You say:
  See ya
He/she says:
  bye

[NickTheSushi]

Link to it plz?

[ryan31394]

www.stumpedia.com
then go to instant answer or whatever...
this is fun...

[Green Link]

Chacha.com?

[tails]

You asked:
  how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
  16,542
You say:
  sweet



You asked:
  how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Connected in chat session (17 seconds).
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The other user says:
  That is a good question.
He/she says:
  one that has been debated by scholars for many years.
You say:
  I BELIVE
You say:
  IT MAY BE OVER ONE
He/she says:
  Well, possibly
He/she says:
  Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
You say:
  : o
You say:
  and how many arms he has :D
He/she says:
  Of course
He/she says:
  But, simply put...
He/she says:
  A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


tails answer questions now :D

[Dropshock]

OH COME ON WHAT THE forget

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You asked:
  What is the game blockland?
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Connected in chat session (37 seconds).
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The other user says:
  A game for mondays where you build chicken
You say:
  What?
He/she says:
  That's what it is

The other user left the discussion.
You say:
  Who the hell are you a robloxcigarette?

[Panterra8905]

Most epic convo ever!

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You asked:
  Can cats get aids? If so, there may be a problem here.
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
  Why?
You say:
  Can they?
He/she says:
  Yes.
He/she says:
  Did you...er...
You say:
  Ostuff, can it be transfered by humans?
He/she says:
  Yes...
He/she says:
  why?
You say:
  O god
He/she says:
  Sir?
He/she says:
  You're not trying to tell me that you...
You say:
  What should I do?
He/she says:
  Did you forget your cat?
You say:
  Maybe...
He/she says:
  stuff.
He/she says:
  First of all, close the pool.
You say:
  Alright, done.
He/she says:
  Now, next.
He/she says:
  You need to get a revolver.
You say:
  Ok hold on...
You say:
  Got it
You say:
  now what!?
He/she says:
  Hold it up to your head.
He/she says:
  Wait - make sure it's loaded first!
You say:
  Way ahead of you.
He/she says:
  Alright, ready to fire?
You say:
  (opun not intended)
He/she says:
  (i noticed)
You say:
  Yes ready
He/she says:
  Alright, here goes.
He/she says:
  Put it down & order some pizza.
He/she says:
  This step is crucial.
You say:
  You guys are so nice, thanks for the advice, mr giggles is looking better already!
He/she says:
  "you guys"? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You say:
  The webstie in general...
He/she says:
  Oh. I'm actually not affiliated with them.
He/she says:
  I just snuck into this dumbass' cubicle to steal some pens.
You say:
  thats always fun
You say:
  working or not, you helped me out
He/she says:
  orly
You say:
  yarly
He/she says:
  nowai
You say:
  :D
He/she says:
  *GUNSHOT*


The other user left the discussion.

If you don't laugh, kill yourself.

[tails]

LOLOL

[Spenny]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC K


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You asked:
  What's the most common question asked?
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
  ITS
You say:
  TAILS
He/she says:
  :O
He/she says:
  HOW DID U KNOWS
He/she says:
  :O
You say:
  Wait, really?
He/she says:
  yeah
He/she says:
  :D
You say:
  I'm Spenny from Blockland. :D
He/she says:
  yaaaay
You say:
  :D

[Minion]

Rofl

[Zenthos]

Roflmao:

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You asked:
  How do you plug a joystick into your speakers.
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Connected in chat session (9 seconds).
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The other user says:
  Alright, I'm going to walk you through this.
He/she says:
  Do you have a chainsaw?
You say:
  ya
He/she says:
  Great.
He/she says:
  Do you have oil for it?
You say:
  ya
He/she says:
  Awesome.
He/she says:
  What brand of speakers?
He/she says:
  Are they Logitech?
You say:
  Sarnita
He/she says:
  That works.
He/she says:
  Now, you're going to need a power inverter.
He/she says:
  Go buy one.
He/she says:
  done?
You say:
  ya
He/she says:
  Alright. Look for a little knob on the top.
He/she says:
  Set the flux capacitor to 1.21 jigawatts.
You say:
  found it
He/she says:
  done?
You say:
  ok
You say:
  tya
He/she says:
  alright, now take the chainsaw
He/she says:
  and drill a tiny hole in the speaker
He/she says:
  use exact precision
You say:
  Done
He/she says:
  nice
He/she says:
  alright, now take the power inverter
You say:
  Got it
He/she says:
  and whack your cat over the head with it
He/she says:
  kk?
You say:
  ok it fell asleep
He/she says:
  good
You say:
  suddenly
He/she says:
  now stuff the cat into the tiny hole. Use lube if you must
He/she says:
  done?
You say:
  yes
He/she says:
  Great.
He/she says:
  Now, see the little button on the side?
You say:
  ya
He/she says:
  Push that.
You say:
  ok
You say:
  it beeped
He/she says:
  Hear the screeching noise?
You say:
  tya
He/she says:
  Should work.
He/she says:
  If you have any questions, you can kiss my ass
You say:
  ok thxbai

[Minion]

This is hella fun.

[tails]

i wish i knew who were blocklanders :D