Really really long one so I am gonna make this small. This is a great read.
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You asked:
'Ooby 'ooby 'o, whe'e a'e 'ou?
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The other user says:
xD
He/she says:
who is ooby
You say:
Ooby ooby o
He/she says:
nah
He/she says:
maybe you have to ask again
He/she says:
sorry :(
You say:
he is a 'og
He/she says:
dog ?
He/she says:
:)) xD
He/she says:
why do you think that ur 'og is here
You say:
wat
He/she says:
xD
You say:
I hung'y
He/she says:
where are you
He/she says:
do you know how to cook ?
You say:
I hope da nu'se bwings some food soon
He/she says:
why dont you fry an egg ?
You say:
I just go to fwidge and put some o' dat shicken t'igh on a pwate
He/she says:
:))
He/she says:
i even dont understand your slang
You say:
yummy i like meat when iss wed but muh mommy always say not to eat row foo'
He/she says:
:))
He/she says:
sure , there are a lot bacteria
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and
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most of them are bad
You say:
whasha t'ink, do 'ou t'ink it taste good too?
He/she says:
uhm
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
japanese like raw fish
You say:
i li'e da shicken
He/she says:
so i think raw food is good , but that depends
You say:
my mommy always sai' not to tawk to stwange's but I done it anyway
He/she says:
nah , how old are you
He/she says:
you can talk to anyone you want , rite
You say:
nineteen but muh mommy said never to let you' age intafee' with you ed-ju-cay-shun
He/she says:
19 ? you arent a boy animore xD
You say:
my mommy said I' always be a li'l boy
He/she says:
:)) have u attended university ?
You say:
aint dat some kinda school?
He/she says:
university is higher grade than high school
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highest place in education syste,
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system
You say:
de distric said to my momma dat I was too old fo' midda schoo
He/she says:
nah so you stay at home ?
You say:
I hewp hew out fwom time ta time
He/she says:
help out ?
You say:
she gowt this odd diss-eeze dat dey said might put he' unda
He/she says:
xD nah dont say slang
You say:
but she said she always lobe me and I gosta stay strowng
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
you can work too
You say:
she look reeeal old last time Uh saw 'er
You say:
I stay he'e wither now ta make darn shure she stays we'
He/she says:
^^
He/she says:
what will you do
He/she says:
if she died ? oneday
You say:
oh, I dunno
You say:
maybe go gets a job in the city
He/she says:
why dont you get it now ?
He/she says:
or have a plan for it ?
You say:
I gosta stay he'e and take ca'e of mah mommy
He/she says:
^^
He/she says:
but it'll be better if you have a plan
He/she says:
make plan , prepare things
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and show her that you can do thing s :3
You say:
dis one man from da county said he take ca'e o' me i' some'in eveh gows wong
He/she says:
xD
He/she says:
how do u think ;bout it ?
He/she says:
no , ur mother , does she accept it ?
You say:
she said not to twust dah aw-thor-ih-tays cause dey ju' wanna put me away!
He/she says:
xD
He/she says:
why
He/she says:
none can do that ><
You say:
she said I aint to bwight of a pe'son but I'm a pe'son like evehbody ewse
He/she says:
i dont think that u'r not bwight
He/she says:
if you change your way of typing :P
You say:
why thank 'ou
You say:
my momma's cawwing I gosta go to her
He/she says:
^^ cya
He/she says:
have a good day
You say:
no don' leave me!
He/she says:
huh ?
He/she says:
dont leave ?
He/she says:
but ur mama is calling ?
You say:
I was jus' playin
You say:
she in da howspitaw right now
He/she says:
xD
You say:
she lef' a couple months ago and I stiw haven' heawd from 'er
He/she says:
now im confused xD
You say:
abou' 3 weeks ago I gost this telephone call fwom a doctor sayin' dat dey twied evehthing dey could
You say:
dat must mean she' ge'ing bette'
He/she says:
ok ..
He/she says:
these fact cant be changed , rite ?
You say:
I dunno wachu' mean
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i mean
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you should get out of the PC
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and go out
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keep living your real life , as it;s still going on xD
You say:
ow I gosta stay and take ca'e o' da house
You say:
doin' da dishes, mowin' da lawn
He/she says:
what will you do next ?
You say:
I just keep on t'ucking jus' like mah daddy
He/she says:
:))
He/she says:
okie
You say:
but he ain't neve' gonna come back
He/she says:
today is saturday rite
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so u work off ?
You say:
yes I think so
You say:
oh no
You say:
I dun work
You say:
I get dis check in da mail ever' week
He/she says:
how do u earn living /?
You say:
I wa'k to da stow and buy all the fwesh fwuits and vejjstables a man can eat!
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where does the money come from ?
You say:
fwom a check in da mail
You say:
I miss ma mommy
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but u still have to live
He/she says:
missing someone cant solve anything
You say:
I sometimes wonde' why she ain't cawwed yet
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you suffer , but have to stand on
You say:
I ain't no suffewing succatash like in d'ose TV cartoons
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:))
He/she says:
how long will be a boy like this
You say:
I live a happy li'e
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do you think
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ever think that
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your mother wants you to be more mature ?
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be a man
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not a boy
You say:
naw she lobes me and she sai' she woudden' want me any udder way
He/she says:
she loves you because u're her child
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rite
You say:
we'...I guess so
He/she says:
but no mother likes her son to be a boy forever
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xD
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she wants to see you succeed in life
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marry and have children like her did
You say:
she sai' I ain't never gonna gwow up like dem udder kids
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but u still can grow up
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you have your mind
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your body your brain
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still better than many others who doesnt have hands , legs or feet
You say:
one time when I was li'l, dis dowctar came ober and said "Dis boy is special. He has one of dem De-fish-in-seas"
You say:
I dunno what dat means but my momma said to never feew bad about dat
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arent you happy becuz of that /
You say:
I guess I am
He/she says:
^^
He/she says:
thats the bad
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best
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i sorry :))
He/she says:
the best
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xD
He/she says:
just because u have the advantage of mind
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in ur life
You say:
aw dese udder pewple always ge'ing angwy, but I neber get angwy unwess someone twy to huwt my momma
You say:
de kids used to t'row t'ings at me and caw me names but I jus' nebe gowt mad
He/she says:
^^
He/she says:
you are better than my brother
He/she says:
i have one , he;s always mad at peoples and things he doesnt like
You say:
Ok this conversation has gone on long enough, I'm going to copy/paste this into my forums where they'll think this stuff is hilarious
He/she says:
xD =))
He/she says:
i know
You say:
bye
He/she says:
u' cheated me
He/she says:
but thanks
He/she says:
im goin to copy paste this
You say:
yeah thanks for humoring me
You say:
bye
He/she says:
cya :)
