Fine I'll be a "man" now. My parents told me the same thing. From now on it's no "hopeless guy" - You're more than hopeless, you should give up life now, perhaps you'd have better luck as a flagellate.. I'm done with fricking attention whores - Oh the sweet irony. and perv pussies Do I have to say more?.
Proper English you Moron.
Impossible, by the looks of things, you won't be growing balls, let alone be seeing pubes for the next half decade.