Furcigarettes are the cancer that is killing the internet itself.
Furcigarettes are the reason that whenever you decide to google your favorite antromorphic cartoon characters when you were a child (Bugs bunny, rescue rangers, etc) and you find them all engaged in a sick loving orgy. (I know about rule 34, but furcigarettes bring it to horrible, HORRIBLE extents.)
Lets take a couple quotes from GHF:
"I firmly believe that nothing is beyond Furries. Some will sink to any level to gratify their loveual urges. A lot of furries assure me that not ALL Furries like looking at poorly drawn pictures of cartoon characters having love, not ALL Furries like reading Rescue Rangers erotic fiction, not ALL Furries have love in Fursuits, not ALL Furries own a collection of specially modified 'yiffable' soft toys, not ALL Furries do these things - it's just the 'Furverts' it's just some bad 'Fursons' that are into those things.
Furryism is like an onion. Consider an onion - it has layers upon layers of skin that can be peeled away. Furryism is like that, but instead of layers of onion skins furryism has layers upon layers of what is scientifically known as "Horrible disgusting stuff". And, like an onion, as you peel away more and more layers of horrible disgusting stuff you tend to start weeping uncontrollably. While it is entirely fair to say "Not all furries are into [Horrible loveual deviance of choice]", it is a misleading statement that doesn't tell the whole story. Consider a group of ten people - 3 of them are paedophiles, 3 of them are zoophiles, 3 of them are rapists and 1 of them has a thing for corpses. Now, it is entirely truthful to say "Hey, not all of these people are into having love with corpses" but that doesn't tell the whole story - it is instead more accurate to say "Hey, ALL of these people are into some really horrible stuff", and so it is with furryism.
If you go to any of the more popular Furry websites, all you'll see for miles and miles is pictures of various cartoon characters, or "fursonas" engaged in all manner of depravity - this represents the majority of furry art. When you type 'fursuit gallery' into google, one of the top 5 results is "Female fursuit love gallery lesbians lolita teen preteen 13-year ..." (in fact a lot of innocent queries related to Furryism will bring up a plethora of Furry research/paedo websites). This is furries are the internet's #1 laughing stock - they earned it."
"Lets put Furries into two groups here: In group 1 we have the people who have an obsession with anthropomorphic animals and artwork, these are your low-level Furries - they might draw anthropomorphic animals, they might have websites on the subject, they might post on messageboards about furryism, they might REALLY REALLY REALLY like Lilo and Stich (If you know what I mean). For all intents and purposes these Furries are KIND of like any other fanatic with access to the internet, on average they're just a bit dimmer than your usual fat nerd that attends a Star Trek convention dressed as Mr. Spock. I say "just a bit dimmer" because the guy who dresses up as Mr. Spock doesn't actually believe that the spirit of Mr. Spock is living inside his body and guiding his actions - such as a lot of furries believe in regards to their "animal spirit". Regardless, they are still obnoxious people and most definatley into some of that "Horrible, disgusting stuff.""
Then there are the very insane, very horrible, very obnoxious Furries. These Furries long ago abandoned all that is good and decent in order to live a life of depravity and sin - they have invested their lives in evil. If you read Furry usenet groups, message boards or hang out in a Furry IRC channel, these are the Furries you most likely will encounter, these people make up the majority of internet Furries and own the majority of internet Furry websites. Lets list the things they're into...
* Fursuit love: This is an activity where two Furries (Usually both male, as the loveuality of most all Furries can be well-described by the term "Jailhouse Gay" - in other words, heteroloveual by nature, but currently homoloveual because women won't touch them.) dress up in Fursuits and have love while making sounds akin to whatever particular animal they're dressed up as. Enchanting.
* Plushie love: This one's even better. You know those little Lion King plush dolls you can get? Well, on some plush dolls there's a little zipper and if you unzip it you gain access the soft foam inside. The zipper also creates a convenient 'Hole,' and if there is no outer access to the foam there, you can just cut a hole with a knife. Furries will cut a hole in a soft toy and have love with it. Most of the time they don't bother to do this themselves though, since there are people out there who pre-modify plush toys and sell them on at a profit - you can often find them on furbid. Some of them come pre-fitted with rubber vaginas.
* Erotic Art: Now sure, there's lots of erotic art on the internet. Some of it is very good and is created by accomplished artists - not really my thing, but if that floats your boat then go for it. However, Furry erotic art is.. different to say the least. Would you like to see some? Please! avoid clicking if you value your sanity. Here you go. Oh, how about some more? I feel the point where you take an interest in anthropomorphic animals and turn it into images depicting them stuffting and pissing on each other is the point where I can truely say that you diserve everything you get. This is the art that is the staple of the Furry community, all of the top (ha!) furry artists are into this.
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Fursuit Conventions
This is a huge Furry event, there's lots of different 'cons' each year and they attract different crowds of Furries. Typically this is where most Fursuiting goes on, Furries will attend the convention in a Fursuit or some will just wear fake bunny-ears, or wings, or a tail or whatever they fancy.
From what I hear, the smell of sweat and cheese is quite overpowering at a Furry con.
The convention itself is usually full of Furry artists selling their wares, talking to the socially inept and drawing commissioned pictures of bigrichard dragons and selling them in return for some insane price. There's also art workshops (This is where the newcomer Furry artist will learn the all important rule: Testicles must be drawn twenty times bigger than the head etc.), cartoons and of course.. soft toys for sale (wink wink!). One of the biggest is AnthroCon. Another is Feral, which sees a group of Furries heading out to live in the wild for a few days a year. I have always wondered what they get upto at Feral, but I don't like to think about it much. I do, however, know that this picture was taken at Feral. Yes he's eating raw meat.
You can use the Furrycon website to locate a convention near you, so you can ensure that you are at a safe distance.
# Erotic Fiction: Again, lots of this on the internet, but again we see that the Furry take on it is severely, severely twisted. Would you like me to read you some Furry erotic fiction?
Internet Yiffing: You'll see this a lot if you hang around Furries. Basically this is kind of a mix between Fursuit love and Erotic Fiction, but on the internet. Two Furries together and they will have love over the internet, by typing their actions into a chat client; AIM, IRC, ICQ whatever. So it looks a little like this.
<loveifoxi299494> i take your fluffy tail and lick it up and down with my fox tongue
<horsecat> uhhghhh
<loveifoxi299494> mm you like that you dirty horse cat. i'll tug your tail a little bit while i suck it
<loveifoxi299494> now i'm reaching around and cupping your balls and squeezing them
<horsecat> oh my not too hard, i don't want my monacle and tophat to fall off
<loveifoxi299494> don't worry baby i'm a gentle magic fox dragon
<horsecat> i am trying to look back at you but i am a horse and cannot see behind me
<loveifoxi299494> oh you LIKE to watch don't you, you dirty equine. you loving love it you slag.
"Bestiality: Yes, actual love with animals. Many furries try to rationalise this - they will claim that their dog (or other animal) "consents" to being forgeted in the ass. I disagree. Until your dog can speak forth an English sentence consenting to being forgeted in the ass, your dog does not consent to being forgeted in the ass, you sick motherforgeter. Another rationalisation often used is that the animal "just came onto me". "It was his idea!" they will say - if a dog starts licking your balls, your dog is broken and should be put down and so should you."
"Should I hate Furries?
You shouldn't hate someone for just being interested in the same things as Furries - perhaps they don't wear Fursuits? Perhaps they don't have love with soft toys? Perhaps they don't LIKE looking at pictures of Darkwing Duck being loveually violated by Sebastian the crab while Jafar pisses on Chip N' Dale? Furryism is based on hijacking and retroactive branding, so someone that enjoys the same things as furries, may not be a furry at all.
No. You should hate stupid people, you should hate people that do and say stupid things and set themselves up for ridicule. You should mock them and belittle their works, you should hate people that choose a lifestyle based around wearing fursuits and shouting YIFF YIFF YIFF, people who sell crayon drawings of animals having love, people who actually rape animals, you should mock people that view the animal planet channel as a form of research - the thing to remember is that the vast majority of furries are into one or more of these things."
