Since it is 3:57 AM EST, I decided to get a jump on it and post the first "Happy 4'th of July, AKA independence day, AKA We-sent-those-snots-back-to-England-day (which is the unofficial title and can only be heard in most of the southern states, and anyone with a mullet and a draw to their accent. Also, I take no offense to anyone who lives in or near the vacenity of Great Britain, and hope you take no offense to some of our more.... illiterate citizens... please don't call me a Yankee...) "
Whatever you're doing today for the fourth I'd like to advise that fireworks are dangerous and to make sure your drunk at the time of lighting and that you have a camera man with you at all times. I expect a full batch of You Tube videos by the 5'th.
It was John Adams who once said that the 4'th "ought to be celebrated by pomp and parade, and illuminations from one end of this continent to the other". So go out and light up some fire works, and don't be disappointed even if its just a sparkler... they still can provide 3'rd degree burns :D.
