Hell is also surrounded by a paradoxal teleport that, if entered, teleports you back into hell. It has a special electromagnetic field that disables all electronic devices including but not limited to:
Portal guns
Space ships
Stargates
Teleports
Warping rays
anything that could be used to escape Hell
It is guarded by demons who are completely invincible and can immediately teleport anyone back to hell from any distance, so even if he was galaxies away or in a different universe, Ted would immediately be summoned back to hell.
There is nothing to do in hell, and you fall so fast in the pit that you cannot grab onto doors or ledges, your arm would rip off. If you landed on a floor, your legs would break along with your neck. If you do anything but continue to fall, vital parts of your body break. If you die while in hell, you are immediately ressurected and teleported to the beginning of the pit, and begin falling once again.
Dead bodies who leave hell will crumble to dust because they require a special energy present only in hell to maintain themselves. if such happens, you will be anchored to wherever the body crumbles until you are summoned back to hell.
Demons also have time correcting magics which can negate any supernatural or divine influence( i.e what you post / something god or an angel does )
