Illustrated User Adventure

[Vertzer]

Just because the others don't get updated often enough.
You know the drill, although please post only one action. Don't give me a whole paragraph on what you want to happen next.

Ex;
good "Kick the cat" 
bad   "Kick the cat and go to the house an rob the person"

[Ad Bot]

[Bushido]

Throw the trash can at the girl.

[Ephialtes]

Take her purse and live up to the stereotype of hoodie-wearing people!

[Wedge]

Ask her why she looks so sad.

[Dilt]

Whip off your clothes, revealing the CAPTAIN FALCON outfit underneath.

[NickTheSushi]

Falcon punch the girl :D

[Wedge]

Why is she not wearing clothes?

[chaseyqurt]

Grab the Trash Can you may need it later.

[Vertzer]

Falcon punch the girl :D

The purse landed in your hands.

[chaseyqurt]

Grab the Trash Can you may need it later.

[bananalad123]

Look in the purse

[dUMBELLS]

The obvious thing to do is to throw the purse through the window and run.

[laremere]

Use a pencil in the purse and draw a manhole on the ground and escape through it. (Does that count as two things or not?)

[Vertzer]

Look in the purse

Items inside:
Tampon
Condom
$2 coin
Lipstick

[dUMBELLS]

Wear the purse as a hat.