I lol'd at this article

[DrMobius]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/escaped_caterpillar_on_rampage
Read the whole damn thing.

[Ad Bot]

[jordguitar]

OH THE HUMANITY!

[CapTMeaT]

IT ATE OVER A DOZEN LEAVES
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

[DrMobius]

thats more than 10,000 ant hours.

[Aphtonites]

OH NOES, IT'S HEADING FOR THE APPLE TREE!!!!!

[Chrono]

stuff! WHAT IF IT COMES TO SARNIA!? I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I'm not ever going to sleep... I'll keep the door locked at all times and carry a weapon with me at all times. I'm gonna need a lot of coffee...

[DrMobius]

the door will be useless.  And it will get in without you knowing.  So the weapon is likely useless.  :O

[Colten]

I loved that movie

[Digmaster]

O MY GOSH!

MY GOD HELP AS ALL! (jumps off roof)
seconds later
Damn, I need a taller house.

[rawrman]

HOLY stuff MORE THAN A DOZEN LEAVES?!

TO THE BOMB SHELTER

[Klayboxx]

Oh no! All the casualtys. Were all going to die (ant) people! Die! Die! Oh god. My(Larvae) kids. There at (The anthill) home still back at ( The anthill across the street) What am I going to do? Oh god. What if it got to them? What if it's loose near them?! *cry*

[Sarge]

more than a dozen leaves?! o.0



RUN! GO! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!

[Space Trooper]

*Space Trooper*:
WE MUST SEND IN REENFORCEMENTS!!! CALL DA NAVY!!! CALL DA MILITARY!!! CALL DA COAST GAURD!!! CALL THE AIRFORCE!!! CALL THE SECRET SERVICE!!! SEND EVERYBODY!!!

*Another distressed padestrian*:
QUICK! SOMEONE GET A NUKE!

(some kid probably called the news because his pet escaped. lol, what a noob)

[Tonce]

HOLY stuff!
THE CATERPILLAR HAS ESCAPED!
EVERYONE LOCK IN THEIR HOUSES! ITS GOING TO EAT US! :(

[Colten]

*Space Trooper*:
WE MUST SEND IN REENFORCEMENTS!!! CALL DA NAVY!!! CALL DA MILITARY!!! CALL DA COAST GAURD!!! CALL THE AIRFORCE!!! CALL THE SECRET SERVICE!!! SEND EVERYBODY!!!

*Another distressed padestrian*:
QUICK! SOMEONE GET A NUKE!

(some kid probably called the news because his pet escaped. lol, what a noob)

What? The Onion is a joke newspaper. They also made a movie, I have it, its win :3

EDIT: This one is awesome :D

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey

And another

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play