I would but you spoke in caps and you have no manners, obviously.
It's impressions... If someone sounds like a total noob to me I think they're a total noob.
Why don't you PM a friend to make those for you, because it seems like no one really cares to take the time to do this.
If you probably had been more nice, or more.. Hmm... Calm, yeah, let's go with that, calm, people would be more likely to do this for you.