I got locked inside a post office

[Colten]

its a lye, it impossible that someone would whip out there laptop/psp/ETC to go on forums and state
"LOL, i got locked in the post office, halp me!". Its like i get in a car crash and all of a sudden :"Oh, while im bleeding and at the point of dying, why won't i tell this to the Blockland folks, ya, that will incress my popularity lvl by 57 points!". No, you would search a way out of the office THEN when its safe, you tell the people.
This topic is a lye, much like the caek.

The cake thing is getting old ;/

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[n0cturni]

Lye is used to make soap.

[Jaymz]

Guys I got locked in the white house with my laptop while I was walking to the store. D: I've been in here for 3 days!

HALP!

[Dr.Pain]

Guys I got locked in the white house with my laptop while I was walking to the store. D: I've been in here for 3 days!

HALP!

if you were you would be dead

[VerticalHorizon]

Guys I got locked inside your mom's vagina with my laptop while I was walking to the store. D: I've been in here for 3 days!

HALP!

[benofdoom]

GUYS I GOT LOCKED IN A PIT WITH MY LAPTOP AND PHONE AND IM TO STUPIED TO CALL ANYONE IV BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS IM IN THE WOODS PLS HELP ME ILL BEEN DRINKING THE WATER IN DIRT AND EATING WORMS


HALP

[Ladios]

urdoinitron

[NickTheSushi]

He probably is lying.

[Lt Chub Chub]

Help I got locked outside of a postal office. Ignore him my problem is much much bigger.

[NickTheSushi]

Maybe you should just put your mail in the night box slot.

[Reactor Worker]

Well...assuming you have an internet connection...

Download Skype...dial 911. Win?

Or....

Use the phone in the post office?

or...

STFU for lying your ass off?

[jordguitar]

pull fire alarm?

[Dread]

and how are you posting?

It's a post office...

[FireMan]

You people ask way too many questions. I'm locking this topic.