Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[failbros2]

I insert some dead bodies

you get an arm and a leg

i insert an arrow to the knee

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

you get meme'd

I insert the letter G

[TheMrDoors]

you get meme'd

I insert the letter G

you get the letter A and Y

i insert myself in, and i break the vending machine, luckily, someone fixed it.

so i decided to insert a toy shark and a cowboy hat

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get toy story 666

insert epilepsy

[Space1255]

You get an epileptic.
I insert said epileptic and a swimming pool.

[TheMrDoors]

You get an epileptic.
I insert said epileptic and a swimming pool.

you get an epileptic swimming pool

i insert said epileptic swimming pool and a battery

[bigcapitalbaka]

you receive an electric show
insert depleted battery

[Potatoh]

You get a overheating battery that explodes when you pick it up

I incert wef;gkwjert;hert

[CRITAWAKETS]

ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE *Vending machine explodes*

I insert deep-fried deep-fried batter because thats totally possible!

[NotBomberguy]

the vending machine doesn't know wtf that is

I put in a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

[Potatoh]

bacon comes out of the machine.


I steal the bacon and eat it

[Merp]

the machine is angry at you

insert a toy shark and a cowboy hat

[Potatoh]

The machine eats you and spits you back out

I steal your hat and put it in the machine

[AtlasBlue]

You get a boot.

I insert a pocket dimension.

[SWAT One]

You get a zero-point non-Euclidean space which breaks down the host dimension as it destabilizes and merges with our own, simultaneously breaking apart the forces that bond this universe together.

- simulation reset -

* SWAT One shakes a can of Easy Cheese™, pops off the cap, and begins to squirt the bright orange semiliquid into the bill slot.